if you date a left handed person as a rightie it means you can hold hands together while holding swords in your dominant hands and fighting off your mutual enemies <3

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if you date a left handed person as a rightie it means you can hold hands together while holding swords in your dominant hands and fighting off your mutual enemies <3
ENOLA HOLMES (2020)
Could really go for a crisp 56 degree October day with fall scented candles burning, wearing my favorite sweatshirt, && cookies baking in the oven right now.
you got this, bb
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HENRY CAVILL as Sherlock Holmes Enola Holmes (2020) | Black Coat
Couldnât you just pause it
oh my sweet summer child
Couldnât you just pause it???đđđđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
COULDNâT YOU JUST PAU-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Pause?!?!
PAUSE!?!?!?!?!?!?
Pause???? đđđđ Oh man, how old is this poor kid?
PAUSE?????
Pause?!?!??!!?
Did cable TV not have a pause option like it does now?
This depends STATE BY STATE (or town by town), so check out your own state's rules. As for everywhere, only poll workers are banned from this, and people holding up signs for candidates have to be a certain distance from the building.
itâs BI VISIBILITY DAY so letâs celebrate with some of the most badass bi women out there!
ruth bader ginsburg has died. call your senators and remind them over and over and over again of mitch mcconnellâs own rule to not replace supreme court justices in a presidential election year. call them as many times as it takes until they agree to not fill the seat until 2021. 202-224-3121
this this this. a phone call means so much more than an email. public representatives hate angry constituents, and they hate hearing from them in person. if you can, if you at ALL can, please call.
Nina Shapiro didnât intend for a video of her sonâs singing to go viral. The Perth, Australia, mother of two describes herself as âparanoid about my kids being on social media.â But then, a minute-long clip of 6-year-old Bibi belting an impassioned version of âAvinu Malkeinuâ, the plaintive poem sung on Yom Kippur, mysteriously landed on âŠ
If you havenât seen this little future cantor fucking nailing Avinu Malkeinu with all the feeling in the world, please correct that now.Â
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means youâre poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
Itâs voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Thatâs correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
thatâs kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I FOUND THE LEGENDARY POST!
men are so annoying, "women belong at home in the kitchen blah blah" and YOU belong in the workshop making me a fuckin table! why arent you forging steel or working metal? go out to the fields jebediah! the wheat needs to be reaped!
Okay, but that way lies Fight Club.
Like, moral panics over the "crisis in masculinity" because men are somehow emasculated by working in cubicles or whatever are very much a thing.
I read a book once that unironically and uncritically equated workplace shootings by angry men to slave rebellions and I remember thinking the author had watched Fight Club far too many times
Facebook PSA
Hey all, a little Social Media PSA if you have the Facebook App on your phone.Â
With the last update, Facebook began tracking something called âoff-Facebook Activityâ which keeps up with all apps and browsing you do off of Facebook and collects that information with the purpose of targeting ads⊠which means theyâre selling it to ad agencies. This includes access to any banking apps on your phone and your spending habits.Â
 Not only is this a major breech of privacy that Facebook didnât have to tell us about when they updated the app, itâs, of course, automatically turned on.Â
To turn it off, go into your Facebook app, pull up the menu from the main screen [the button with the three horizontal lines] scroll down to security and privacy, find âOff-Facebook Activityâ and hit the button that lets you manage your history to see all the apps itâs been collecting from. From there, you can clear the information itâs already collected, and there will be a button regarding âFuture activityâ where you can turn the âfeatureâ off, at which point Facebook with give you an âARE YOU SURE YOU DONâT WANT US COLLECTING YOUR INFORMATION TO SELL YOU THINGS???â screen. Yes, yes you are sure. Because this is disgusting.Â
Facebook made this super hard to find, so Iâve written up instructions for how I got through it (on my app - I donât know if there are other versions where itâs different):
From Facebook, go to the Menu by clicking on the three horizontal lines on the top right of the screen.
Scroll down to the bottom and select the Settings & Privacy drop-down menu.
Then select Settings (the first option under the drop-down).
This will take you to a screen showing multiple headers with lists of links under them
Scroll down to Your Facebook Information and select Off-Facebook Activity.
The next page has a short explanation of Off-Facebook Activity. Click Manage Your Off-Facebook Activity after the What You Can Do header.
This will take you to a screen with an option to Clear History (which I recommend). To actually turn off this feature, you will have to click the three dots at the top right of the screen and select the Manage Future Activity option that pops up.
This will take you to a page explaining in more detail what theyâre doing. Select the Manage Future Activity at the bottom of the page.
THEN you can finally select the toggle to turn off Future Off-Facebook Activity.Â
If itâs glowing blue with the circle on the right side, itâs active, and if itâs gray with the circle on the left side, itâs off.
Just went and checked this out and yikes on a stick
Yuck. I just did this.
I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought Iâd share on here
Itâs so chaotic I love it
just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design
1 I need more of THIS energy in my life.
2 is that a whole as sheet cake?!?
This video radiates similar energy lmao