[ebaybumpstock]

[revenantbird]

[cartoonfreack]

[crittizen]

this is a poem

[wa-u-moved]

i couldn’t not draw this

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[everythingfox]

Comfy spot

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[dragontatoes]

Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

[quorpiest]

Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma

[official-portugal]

twitter

[belldomar]

A quick translation:

Dude: OK, guys, let’s assign the disasters. Hum, tsunami. Who wants the tsunami?

2004: Yeah, I’ll have the tsunami.

Dude: OK, 2004 has the tsunami. 2012, do you still want the asteroid?

2012: Nah, no need.

Dude: Cool, let’s schedule that for 2030. OK, 2020, I have-

2020: FIRES.

Dude: OK, we can do fires, no problem-

2020: NUCLEAR TENSION.

Dude: Fires and… nuclear tension?

2020: PANDEMIC.

Dude: 2020, you can’t just- just have EVERYTHING-

2020: KOBE BRYANT DIES IN A HELICOPTER ACCIDENT.

1986: Wh-who’s Kobe Bryant?

1347: Heli-what?

Dude: So, you’re asking for fires, nuclear tension, a pandemic AND the death of basketball legend in your year!?

2020: TILL MARCH.

Dude: C’mon. Guys, help me with this.

1986: I would say something, but… CHERNOBYL! Oops, am I right?

2014: At least you still have the twin towers.

2000: Wait, what do you mean?

1347: I agree that 2020 is pushing it-

1945: YOU’RE LITERALLY- You’re the high point of the Bubonic plague!

1347: Oh, much apologies, Sir TWO ATONIC BOMBS!

1945: It’s ATOMIC, you f*ing medieval-

1347: Who are you calling medieval, G.I. Joe. Go play with your-

1945: Here we go again-

2000: Now, seriously, what-

1: Y’all want BREAD?!

1347, with a funny accent: Look at me! I have ME.DI.CI.NE.

[weaselle]

the comedic timing really carries even when you don’t speak the language

[otherjaved]

Idc if it’s old fashioned but giving a girl flowers is still a must

[kasayaw]

[kasayaw]

thrilling sequel

[silver-tongues-blog]

those have the same energy as this

[art-nerd-rain]

Same energy as this

[dollypants302]

[minecraft-vindicator-deactivate]

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

2020 was like “i know a place” ... and took us to hell

[eggings]

[everythingfox]

Sky puppies

[swarnpert]

if you think shoplifting is bad you should see what our government is doing

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[skypig357]

Lmao

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

modern art

[babyanimalgifs]

blankets make him so happy 

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[lakevida]

morally grey/evil scientist characters are always like biochemical engineers or nuclear physicists or whatever but the people want VARIETY give me a story about a fucked up geologist for once

[snowgray]

[babyanimalgifs]

Licks vs. noms 

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