Non-(Bi)nary Dum(b)pster Fire

Camilla Hect could stab me and i would thank her

[emeraldcas]

reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th

[into-the-spider-verse]

This is wildly off topic for my blog but this is my largest following on tumblr and I need someone else to see this.  Spoilers for Harrow the Ninth. John remembering “none-pizza with left-beef” implies that he lived through and remembers most of our modern culture, which gets funnier and funnier as time goes on.  John lived through the Trump presidency.  John lived through quarantine.  John listened to Montero by Lil Nas X.  He is Noah getting off the Ark with all this knowledge about a lost world that only he has and he has to bear the burden of being the only one who remembers the Tramp Stamps.

[notwhatiam]

Headcanon: John Gaius’ name was originally Josh. He was forced to change it to John after the Great Josh Battle of 2021.

[darlingofdots]

I know it doesn’t work with the timeline but what if he was Lil Josh and being crowned The One And Only Josh went to his head

[raven-dreaming-deactivated20210]

John Gaius watched the supernatural finale.

[lady-lazaret]

John can’t let Alecto die because then no one else will understand his meme references

[savenkey-deactivated20201231]

So. Anyone figured out what is the quickest way to get reversed endings bc I need them asap? Pls. 🔥🐒👌

[rainwindandstars]

I’m sure about the bolded ones, not sure about the others, but this is what I did:

For Asra:

Sniff the beast (Chapter 8, The Low Road)

Saying you had a good dream (Chapter 8, Away from It All)

Saying you’re too busy to help Saguaro (same chapter)

Let Asra do it alone (same chapter)

“Good thing you got away.” (Chapter 9, The Hermit)

Turn away from Scout (Chapter 14, Sound and Fury)

say you are not safe with the Magician (same chapter)

For Nadia:

Don’t talk with Nasmira in the carriage (Chapter 8, Unwelcome Help)

Don’t talk with Nasmira, again (Chapter 9, Between the Lines)

Advise her to send Portia away (Chapter 9, Safe Harbour)

Test Portia (Chapter 10, The Portia Problem)

Say that Portia lied (same chapter)

Say you can handle the masquerade organisation alone (Chapter 13, Dark Horizon)

Say you should go when you notice something’s wrong in the High Priestess’ realm (same chapter)

Don’t follow Scout (Chapter 16, Convergence)

“Lucio would have never listened.” (same chapter)

Chose all the wrong cards in the labyrinth (Chapter 17, The Labyrinth)

Be unwilling to help Lucio ( “Are you kidding me?” and “No. Let him rot.”) (Chapter 19, Last Resort)

I haven’t done Julian’s yet, but these are the one’s I’d try (you can find all possible choices on the wiki!):

“I forgive you.” (Chapter 7, Nightmares)

“You won’t hurt me.” (Chapter 7, Dock Talk)

“We need to comfort Julian.“ (Chapter 8, Salty Bitters)

“I’ll come rescue you!“ and “So let’s run away.” (Chapter 8, Halcyon Nights)

“He would never do that.” (Chapter 10, Digging deeper)

“He would never do this.” (Chapter 11, Pursuit of Knowledge)

“You’ll save me in the future.” (Chapter 13, A Sea of Change)

Don’t trust Scout, and look down (Chapter 16, Head over Heels) – I’m pretty sure these are important, ‘cause your reaction to Scout is important in all routes

Say he doesn’t need to learn magic (same chapter)

“Maybe there’s another way down…“ and “Let’s not and say we did.” (Chapter 17, Straight on ‘Till Morning)

So, for the quickest way to get the reversed ending, I’d try the bold choices first, and if that’s not enough, do the other ones as well.

[savenkey-deactivated20201231]

THANK YOU!

[senzanm-deactivated20190817]

Bless u

[lady-lazaret]

Adding to this because I had some difficulty getting Asra's reversed end! In Chapter XIX, choose not to trust him in the scene in the lake. Step onto the water instead of staying put.

[lady-lazaret]

After yesterday's 12-hour arcana binge, I am left but a peasant. From 47 keys, I have gone down to 6, and from 1,200 coins I have been left with but 245.

[savenkey-deactivated20201231]

So. Anyone figured out what is the quickest way to get reversed endings bc I need them asap? Pls. 🔥🐒👌

[rainwindandstars]

I’m sure about the bolded ones, not sure about the others, but this is what I did:

For Asra:

Sniff the beast (Chapter 8, The Low Road)

Saying you had a good dream (Chapter 8, Away from It All)

Saying you’re too busy to help Saguaro (same chapter)

Let Asra do it alone (same chapter)

“Good thing you got away.” (Chapter 9, The Hermit)

Turn away from Scout (Chapter 14, Sound and Fury)

say you are not safe with the Magician (same chapter)

For Nadia:

Don’t talk with Nasmira in the carriage (Chapter 8, Unwelcome Help)

Don’t talk with Nasmira, again (Chapter 9, Between the Lines)

Advise her to send Portia away (Chapter 9, Safe Harbour)

Test Portia (Chapter 10, The Portia Problem)

Say that Portia lied (same chapter)

Say you can handle the masquerade organisation alone (Chapter 13, Dark Horizon)

Say you should go when you notice something’s wrong in the High Priestess’ realm (same chapter)

Don’t follow Scout (Chapter 16, Convergence)

“Lucio would have never listened.” (same chapter)

Chose all the wrong cards in the labyrinth (Chapter 17, The Labyrinth)

Be unwilling to help Lucio ( “Are you kidding me?” and “No. Let him rot.”) (Chapter 19, Last Resort)

I haven’t done Julian’s yet, but these are the one’s I’d try (you can find all possible choices on the wiki!):

“I forgive you.” (Chapter 7, Nightmares)

“You won’t hurt me.” (Chapter 7, Dock Talk)

“We need to comfort Julian.“ (Chapter 8, Salty Bitters)

“I’ll come rescue you!“ and “So let’s run away.” (Chapter 8, Halcyon Nights)

“He would never do that.” (Chapter 10, Digging deeper)

“He would never do this.” (Chapter 11, Pursuit of Knowledge)

“You’ll save me in the future.” (Chapter 13, A Sea of Change)

Don’t trust Scout, and look down (Chapter 16, Head over Heels) – I’m pretty sure these are important, ‘cause your reaction to Scout is important in all routes

Say he doesn’t need to learn magic (same chapter)

“Maybe there’s another way down…“ and “Let’s not and say we did.” (Chapter 17, Straight on ‘Till Morning)

So, for the quickest way to get the reversed ending, I’d try the bold choices first, and if that’s not enough, do the other ones as well.

[savenkey-deactivated20201231]

THANK YOU!

[senzanm-deactivated20190817]

Bless u

[lady-lazaret]

Reversed End Help

Been actively trying to get the reversed endings for all routes. What do y'all think are important decisions?

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[beggars-opera]

this is peak fucking comedy

[jse-egopocalypse]

spell your username without using the letters in your name

mine is ptipi

[lady-lazaret]

lady-lazae

[lady-lazaret]

Fuck you, Choices

[allthingslinguistic]

This young girl uses “los,” “las” and the gender-neutral “les” — watch her explain why. —from REMEZCLA on twitter.

[jumpingjacktrash]

to all the cowards who whine “how will i explain it to my kids??” i say: how about you shut up and let your kids explain it to you.

[dandan-theberserker]

Guys, you don’t understand, this isn’t the same thing as people complaining about “they” in English! This is a huge deal in Spanish. Spanish-speakers are much less forgiving of new colloquialisms or loan words from other languages (god forbid you say “slide” for a slideshow instead of “diapositiva”; you’ll get burned at the stake). To explain, I have to give a bit of background:

There is a very old organisation called La Real Academia Española (the Spanish Royal Academy or RAE) whose sole job has been to maintain strict grammar and language rules for the entire Spanish-speaking world. Whenever someone is unsure of a word or rule, it is very common to consult la RAE, but it’s a much bigger deal than just Googling something on Dictionary.com or Webster’s in English-speaking countries. You know those old-people minion Facebook memes people like making fun of? There are some for RAE-approved grammar and language. I’m completely serious. I’ve had Spanish literature professors fucking email RAE officials when teaching some obscure grammar rule to make sure they’re up to date with RAE standards. I’ve had them scold students or dropping points for using a new or loan word in class because “it’s not RAE-recognised”. It’s the biggest deal.

Even if a word is widely understood and used, there are people who refuse to recognise it because “La RAE” doesn’t either. La RAE’s word is law for many Spanish-speakers, and it very rarely adds or changes words. They would never dream of adding “selfie” or “muggle” to the dictionary the way it has happened in English.

Spanish is a gendered language, so it’s hard to make things gender neutral without drastically changing centuries-old language rules. For example, the Spanish word for child is “niño” for masculine and “niña” for feminine. The correct gender-neutral way according to la RAE is “niño”, but lots of people use the “@“ symbol in the place of the gendered vowel to make it more inclusive, giving you “niñ@“. And RAE-thumpers get pissed about it. It’s impossible to make something widely recognised without RAE approval, which sucks because the people who manage RAE are a bunch of stubborn and elitist old people. To be fair, using “@“ is a bit cumbersome and only good for written works, and it’s always been a struggle to find a spoken gender-neutral equivalent. That’s where this sweet girl’s solution comes in.

Using a neutral vowel “e” instead of the gendered vowels “a” and “o” is an incredibly elegant solution to this problem! It’s easy to say and it’s easy to write. But for the average Spanish-speaker to accept “les” instead of “los” or “las” is a huge feat we’re undertaking. Standing up to her teacher, who most likely adheres to RAE rules and regulations, is a huge deal. These rules are centuries old and haven’t changed that much this whole time. What she’s suggesting is making a lot of people irrationally mad.

It’s not like in English where people whine about “they”, and yet you can pull up hundreds of examples of it in older literature. This has never been done in Spanish before. And it’s gonna take a lot more work to make this a thing in such a tightly-regulated language as Spanish.

[melonmemes]

The spirit of a Generation

[miracu-less]

You’ve gone too far.

[lady-lazaret]

@42legendarypigeons

[betweenbeatriceandbaudelaire]

By juliedillon // Support the artist

[themightyglamazon]

WOW I LOVE THIS

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[visceralstardust]

Other Witches: *beautifully detailed ritual and flowery soft-spoken language* This space is cleansed and purified. Negativity holds no power here.

Me: *walking through house, loud as fuck* All the negativity can fuck right off. I’m the witch. You’re the bad vibes. Get the fuck out.

[aishwaryaaraiii]

[noonymoon]

☆ hey there witchy friends! ☆

for celebrating the wonderful support which i get from you guys and because i just looove making these things, i am doing another give~away ♡ this time there will be a lot of handmade stuff ^___^ !! — [ marked with * ]

☆ treasures

the 5 elements represented in jars *

lovely notebook ‘mermaids are real’

7 different enchanting incense types

13 assorted tumbled and rough crystals

3 small mint green butterfly candles

one packet of rose incense sticks

grandma’s homemade calendula salve *

3 magical girl charms with rose quartz *

4 pretty lavender amethyst candles *

large vibrant fluorite crystal sphere

♡ rules

must be following me @noonymoon

must be 16 years old or have guardians permission

no assholes, racists, terfs, etc. do i have to say more??

reblog this post maximum !! TWICE IN A ROW !!

reblog as much as you want IN TOTAL

no give-away-only blogs and no spamming (!!!)

must be willing to give me their address

winner must answer my msg within 24h

i ship internationally and for free!

please don’t tag as give away

not affiliated with tumblr.

spend one ko-fi – get 13 extra entries *

* this is not required but it is appreciated of course ♡

☆ details

elemental jars:

fire jar: matches, 2 white candles, fire agate, juniper berries, cinnamon

air jar: bird feather, lavender (in resin), moss, ‘clear wind’ incense

water jar: blue moon water, sea shells, glass pebbles, catnip (in resin)

earth jar: jar with sand + pebbles, earth colored marble, cone pieces

spirit jar: rose quartz + amethyst, tiny mirrors, glitter, a letter to you!

crystals:

kalahari jasper (large and brown)

aventurine (small and green)

two solar quartz (very colorful)

ametrine (purple and orange)

pink agate (small and pink)

labradorite (grey and shiny blue)

hematite (dark silver and brown)

blue goldstone (dark blue + glitter)

agate rune ‘hagalaz’ (black)

two agate slices (ice blue + white)

honey calcite (orange, transparent)

large dark and vibrant fluorite sphere

salve:

it is home-made by my beloved and totally awesome grandmother and she makes it of natural bee’s wax, calendula, st. johns wort and lavender, i think! all the ingredients grow in her own garden. i am not entirely sure about mixture but it is A MIRACLE for wounds, dry skin, inflammations, burns, stings, etc. !! we use it since forever ♡♡♡

the give~away ends on 21st of September ☆

have fun and good luck! ♡ lots of love and positive vibes for you all and happy witching! ☆

[noonymoon]

only two more weeks ♡ !

don’t forget to visit ko-fi.com/noonymoon for extra entries! you not only support me and future give-aways by doing this, but also get 13 entries per each 1 ko-fi :)

good luck everyone !!

[noonymoon]

☆ hey there witchy friends! ☆

for celebrating the wonderful support which i get from you guys and because i just looove making these things, i am doing another give~away ♡ this time there will be a lot of handmade stuff ^___^ !! — [ marked with * ]

☆ treasures

the 5 elements represented in jars *

lovely notebook ‘mermaids are real’

7 different enchanting incense types

13 assorted tumbled and rough crystals

3 small mint green butterfly candles

one packet of rose incense sticks

grandma’s homemade calendula salve *

3 magical girl charms with rose quartz *

4 pretty lavender amethyst candles *

large vibrant fluorite crystal sphere

♡ rules

must be following me @noonymoon

must be 16 years old or have guardians permission

no assholes, racists, terfs, etc. do i have to say more??

reblog this post maximum !! TWICE IN A ROW !!

reblog as much as you want IN TOTAL

no give-away-only blogs and no spamming (!!!)

must be willing to give me their address

winner must answer my msg within 24h

i ship internationally and for free!

please don’t tag as give away

not affiliated with tumblr.

spend one ko-fi – get 13 extra entries *

* this is not required but it is appreciated of course ♡

☆ details

elemental jars:

fire jar: matches, 2 white candles, fire agate, juniper berries, cinnamon

air jar: bird feather, lavender (in resin), moss, ‘clear wind’ incense

water jar: blue moon water, sea shells, glass pebbles, catnip (in resin)

earth jar: jar with sand + pebbles, earth colored marble, cone pieces

spirit jar: rose quartz + amethyst, tiny mirrors, glitter, a letter to you!

crystals:

kalahari jasper (large and brown)

aventurine (small and green)

two solar quartz (very colorful)

ametrine (purple and orange)

pink agate (small and pink)

labradorite (grey and shiny blue)

hematite (dark silver and brown)

blue goldstone (dark blue + glitter)

agate rune ‘hagalaz’ (black)

two agate slices (ice blue + white)

honey calcite (orange, transparent)

large dark and vibrant fluorite sphere

salve:

it is home-made by my beloved and totally awesome grandmother and she makes it of natural bee’s wax, calendula, st. johns wort and lavender, i think! all the ingredients grow in her own garden. i am not entirely sure about mixture but it is A MIRACLE for wounds, dry skin, inflammations, burns, stings, etc. !! we use it since forever ♡♡♡

the give~away ends on 21st of September ☆

have fun and good luck! ♡ lots of love and positive vibes for you all and happy witching! ☆

[noonymoon]

only two more weeks ♡ !

don’t forget to visit ko-fi.com/noonymoon for extra entries! you not only support me and future give-aways by doing this, but also get 13 entries per each 1 ko-fi :)

good luck everyone !!