An Actual Disaster

Mary:26 :she/they :Ace :Gemini Literally a mess of whatever I feel like reblogging. I've been on this website longer than I care to admit so any sense of organization has gone completely out the window at this point.

[athemoi]

he can't keep them all safe, they will die and be afraid

[kitattack]

drew this one a few weeks ago ✌️ i wanted to try and draw dunamancy

[saaraofthesand]

thank you greatest fantasy anime of all time

[hamletthedane]

So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

[just-a-little-belle]

@millenniallust4death

[sandersclause]

I was on a ferris wheel today and this is what the seats looked like

Clearly the designers/builders/whatever understand color theory

[childrens-hospital-designs]

The new ferris wheel for our local children's hospital lifts the hearts of our patients, the seat design especially gives strong vibes of compassion and strength!

[only-cat-memes]

[coolishfoolishness]

He's lying on the red paint because it has more positive associations than negative ones. C'mon, this is basic color theory

[dinosinthedark]

@millenniallust4death

[mortuary9]

only essek on my mind lately

[novanocturnalis]

hot wizard shit

[plipplopart]

help, the mighty nein series still has me on a chokehold.

[lil-peebo]

I used to see this image all the time in December but now literally nobody cares. We as a society have forgotten him. All he wanted was to offer us a nice treat and what did we do? We abandoned him. Hell has taken refuge in our hearts and its fires have burned to ash all warmth and love. We should be ashamed.

[foxdoodles]

world's coolest mum + her dead nerd son

[retinaofthemindseye]

[gnawing-suspicion]

[hyacynthii]

he’s peeking at u from beyond the veil 👁️👁️

[glumshoe]

i havent been on tumblr in literally like six years but i just saw this photo of the louvre detective and you were the very first person i thought of so. here you go

honestly that photo just looks like they hired an H&M model to play the detective in a porno with that cop…

[triflesandparsnips]

Genuinely looks like the start of a movie where the thieves are hired to solve their own heist.

bonus: also a porno

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

So apparently it's just a random dude who was leaving the Louvre at the time, HOWEVER the last line of the Associated Press article is incredibly funny.

~~ we'd rather keep the mystery alive ;) ~~

[robs-your-robins]

Jason: I hate when your phone sends you a notification that an app is draining your battery.

Duke: I know. It's like stop being such a tattletale.

Jason: Exactly. Like imagine running to Bruce every time Tim wastes our time and energy with nonsense.

Tim:

[fiollaigean]

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

[fiollaigean]

kidnapping stalking insanity sleepwalking cannibalism and teeth, gaslighting gun violence pipe murder and silence and medical trauma and meat. bugs in your body and poisoned black coffee and self-mutilation and lies, police brutality breaks from reality suicide spiders and eyes. paaaaaranoia degloving the uncanny valley and running like prey to survive, agonies torture and drowning and falling and then being buried alive.

[randomslasher]

I cannot tell you how delighted I am by the fact that this perfectly scans

[essektheylyss]

the Seeker table, when they're fighting their way out of hell in like ten minutes