Lady Amphy

Part Time Wyrmwood Gaming Discord Mod, former CR and Alpha Mod. Worshipper of TukRoll. Wednesdaisy, Critter.

[mushroom-through-the-stargate]

Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

[catgirldragon]

4. Turn up the dynamite, let's MAKE it real

[chaser]

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[farmlesbians]

behind every hot girl there is a deep history with glee

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[daco-showman]

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water

[mostro-rotto]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#cats be like#is anybody adopt that#and don't wait for an answer

[ladyamphy]

so Wholesome

[triaelf9]

So, yes, surprise!!!🎉🎉 I did the art for the Mighty Nein Reunited trivia reel! Thank you so much to Critical Role for bringing me on board, it was a blast! I hope everyone enjoyed them ^___^

[ladyamphy]

@creativewednesdays Our hosts in Daisy form

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[maiabobaia]

Reasons Why Sims Society is Better than Ours

1. Sex is ALWAYS consensual. You can not WooHoo with anyone if they are not 100% into it too. 

2.You can love WHOEVER you want, same sex, opposite sex, aliens, robots, werewolves, ghosts, politicians with no judgement from your neighbors. 

3. Men and Women get paid the SAME amount for the same damn job. Equal fucking rights. 

4. Free health care.

5. It takes less than a minute for police and firefighters to reach any house once dispatched. 

6. If  child is being neglected or abused, a social worker automatically finds out and takes the child away from an unhealthy environment. 

7. Adopting a child is free, easy, and known abusers of children can’t adopt. 98% of Sim orphans find a loving home before they reach their teen years. 

8. Racism is just not a thing. 

9. Universities have free tuition; the only cost is how much it is to live on campus. 

10. The motherlode cheat. 

[vulvamort-deactivated20110602]

[daxterdd]

Never not reblogging this.

Never ever.

[blurintofocus]

now talk at me while I eat.

[yayponies]

Never.

[thestaticinhersmile]

I was just thinking about this the other day. Classic.

[trailofrainbowcarnage]

Still one of my all-time favorite posts.

[daxterdd]

This is just classic, cracky Klaine fandom.

[assistanttotheroyalvizier]

GIVEAWAY (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*･ﾟ✧*･ﾟ✧

I’m no longer a huge Darren Criss fan. I will be moving in September and want to declutter my life! In my years of my Starkid/Glee obsession I have accumulated a lot of Darren things. I have multiple magazines, posters, and a Listen Up Tour lanyard. 

You must reblog this post!

You don’t have to follow me. I’m mostly on my One Direction blog. You can follow me there if you would like. 

The first winner gets to choice what they want. If there is anything left, I will pick another winner.

This giveaway will end on June 12th, 2015. 

May the odds be ever in your favor. 

[ladyamphy]

Your Sign's Clothing Essential

Aries: Combat boots

Taurus: Sweatpants

Gemini: High waisted shorts

Cancer: Sweatpants

Leo: Crop top

Virgo: Workout tank

Libra: Jeggings

Scorpio: Hoodie

Sagittarius: Black leggings

Capricorn: Pullover sweater

Aquarius: Punny t-shirt

Pisces: Onesie

[interludepress]

We’re Hitting Some Milestones! (And Giving Away Some Books)

We’ve been in business less than a year, and we’re already about to hit two big follower milestones on Tumblr and Twitter—and we want to say thanks to our (nearly) 5,000 combined followers.

So as soon as we pass 3,000 followers on Tumblr and 2,000 followers on Twitter, we will randomly give away a signed edition of an IP Book of the winner’s choice. Five other winners will receive the IP eBook of their choice. 

The Fine Print: 

Winning books from already-announced titles only. 

Winner must follow IP on Tumblr and/or Twitter. 

Both giveaways are available worldwide.

Reblog or retweet to enter!

[haywurd]

the “won’t stop commenting during a movie” squad

gemini, cancer, VIRGO, libra, scorpio

[roughhewnends]

ok but what if you married whomever was on your *phone* background

[tinycartridge]

Hyped af for the new Fire Emblem 3DS game ⊟

It isn’t coming out until 2016, but get a look at the trailer below — that music! Ninja stuff! You’re the main protagonist this time! Onii-chans!

The way Nintendo’s Bill Trinen described it, you pick one of two sides to play, “the peace-loving Hoshido [or] the glory-seeking Nohr.” The Hoshido side is meant to be more traditional and accessible, even to newcomers, tasking you with defending against Nohr invaders. With the Nohr path, you’ll be “forced to revolutionize an unruly kingdom from the inside, so the story will be slightly more complex, and the difficulty will be more challenging.”

BUY Fire Emblem: Awakening

[chriscolfernews]