Flotsam & Jetsam

Andaran Atishan! Flotsam and Jetsam, home of: Elf Shenanigans, Felavellan, pagan aesthetics, my questionable sense of humour and my subpar writing. OC adoration abounds. Avatar art by the lovely destinyapostasy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shalizeh7]

Mythal

[avianeurope]

Black-necked Grebe (Podiceps nigricollis) >>by Iain H Leach

[crow-caller]

when you’re on watch and roll low perception and the DM starts rolling a bunch of dice

[nitrosplicer]

do you ever bite into a piece of cheese on bread and immediately find yourself as a true and honest shepherd boy in the 1300s who sometimes steals apples but is overall hale and truehearted

[mishalak-deactivated20200713]

Weird. I bit into bread and cheese and find myself mischievous knave from the 1500s as ready to drink an ale in good company as to cut the purse of a lord, but is an overall wastrel.

[jooby-s]

i bite in to bread and cheese and im ratatouille bitch

[chaosophia218]

Helisaeus Roeslin - Diagram of the Created Cosmos, ‘’De Opere Dei Creationis’’, 1597.

[sandandglass]

[heedra]

crows are just small guys who live in town alongside you

[zasunati-deactivated20230208]

anyone else convinced that their purpose on earth is to love and support those close to them, and maybe play some gay dnd characters along the way?

[swordlesbianopinions]

Im gay and stupid and that’s what makes me so sexy

[tangled-pixel-harpsichord]

[illegal-meme-grower]

[andywoohyal-blog]

“Fixed a bug that allowed Sombra to block Reaper’s Death Blossom if she used her Marioneta emote”

thats not a bug thats a power move and it should’ve been left in

[bysaestyl]

this dumb bitch antonio who really thought he could just shit talk gabriel reyes: there’s no point to all these theatrics i’ll just be broken out within the week :)

gabriel reyes, who hasn’t slept in 48 hours and isn’t in the mood to be tested by this sentient thumb:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

one time i was on an old street in glasgow and i made a loud joke about vampires and as i did this beautiful man with long hair on the other side of the street made direct eye contact with me and then ten minutes later he walked by again and looked at me and I still count that on my list of the five closest times I’ve ever come to dying

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

likely: I am just too loud to not look at in public places and he was just lost downtown also likely: vampire, scoping me out for the kill

[drhds]

I want to hear about the other four closest times you’ve ever come to dying

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

you’ll be surprised to hear the other four have nothing to do with glasgow

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Did they have to do with vampires tho

[hashtagloveloses]

me any time someone tries to show me a meme on facebook or instagram that i already watched die on tumblr: 

[brilliantlyhorrid]

[knitmeapony]

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen