~ My love for brilliant things ~

[big-gay-apocalypse]

squish!

[nicolodigenovas]

Arthur, in a crowd: I have lost Eames.

Ariadne: Arthur, we have no time.

Arthur: Don’t worry. *clears voice* I GUESS NOW I WILL HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK WITH COBB!

Eames, jumping out of a window of a building nearby: NO YOU WON’T.

Arthur, without even looking: Sometimes I wonder how he can say that he likes Cobb with a straight face.

Ariadne: what.

Arthur: They secretly hate each other. It keeps Christmas dinners interesting.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If santa keeps track of “naughty” kids every “year”, and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.

[majere636]

The Purge: Season’s Greetings.

[hogwartshousefriends]

Ravenclaw: When I was younger I tried to form a gang once.

Slytherin: How’d it go?

Ravenclaw: It turned into a book club.

[ladyhedera]

Dean: Where there is smoke, there is a fire. And where there is a fire, there is probably Seamus.

[onward-to-victuuri]

are you an “arrr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate

[burnfoofighters]

I’m an “I’m not paying $600 for Photoshop” pirate

[onward-to-victuuri]

oh this one is good

[deadusernamedeadusername-blog]

We’re all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark.

Bellybuttons.

[lokiator]

if anyone wants me to explain what an ‘anticlimax’ is, i’ll show them this text post

[mezzato]

This one is just true

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m riding the elevator up to my apartment when the emergency phone in the elevator starts ringing 

and i just stand there for a second because this thing is like thirty years old and has never rung or even been used from what i know

but eventually i answer it thinking maybe something’s wrong with the elevator?? it’s an emergency phone it’s probably an emergency??? i dunno

except i shit you not it’s a telemarketer 

a telemarketer that’s as confused as i am when i finally interrupt him mid-spiel to inform him he has the wrong number and then interrupt him again to explain further that “uh, no, seriously, this is an elevator phone. i’m standing in an elevator. talking to you. on the emergency phone. i really think you got the wrong number”

“oh,” says telemarketer guy.

“yeah,” i say.

there’s some mutually-confused silence.

“so, this is my stop,” i say. “i gotta go.”

“oh,” says telemarketer guy.

“good luck,” i add, because telemarketer guy seems like he’s having an existential crisis. and then i hang up on him, because he’s having an existential crisis and won’t actually end the call, and because again i’m talking on an elevator emergency phone and, you know, this is my stop, i gotta go.

[antique-scarecrow]

i’m just a big fan of the tone in which the ending was told

[cdelphiki]

I’d just like to take a moment to appreciate the Tim & Damian here.  (I know it’s an old panel, but I still love it)

[Batman (2011) #1]

Look at how adorable!  Tim helping Damian fix his collar, and Damian not trying to cut his head off. Instead just jibing at him like brothers do.  

Also Bruce showing Damian how to tie his tie is an awesome touch.

I demand more of this, DC.  Kay thanks.  

[smalldoll]

If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods

If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house

[mikeywaves]

I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.

[xekstrin]

#if youre a vegetarian that tries to feed your carnivore pets a vegetarian diet im feeding you to my cats

[microcroft]

I am also a vegetarian, and I also support that message.

[ofshxeldarchive-deactivated2017]

MY FAVOURITE trope is the 

“leave all your weapons” *takes out far more weapons than expected (or logically able to carry)*

[haberdashing]

and then

“i said ALL of them”

*takes out a dozen more weapons from increasingly improbable locations*

[brutusfeels]

And then *stern look*

*pulls out one more tiny pistol*

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

easy soft dinner rolls (no mixer + egg free)

Follow for recipes

Get your FoodFfs stuff here

[tastefullyoffensive]

[motherearthsign]

what is the difference between falling in love and having a crush

if they get a haircut and they’re ugly it’s a crush

[weezley]

that’s a weirdly valid point

[thealogie]

imagine being at a class reunion like, yeah remember hot tom? i heard he made all of his friends get ugly matching skull tattoos and call him a really ugly french name and also I heard his nose is gone. weird.

[hey--friends]

I didn’t realize this was about harry potter for a second

[gamechangershow]

they call me “Wally”