Lady Krampuss

let's go lesbians 💦

[platonicsource]

platonic shuffle ➛ dialogue sense8 (2015—2018) | s02e01

[gean-grey-blog]

It is wild to be living with my parents. Straight cis white secular boomers in a single family home with a nice yard, living on a pension from 1980 that pays three times as much as I have ever made in a year. They have a ring doorbell. They think flock cameras are good bc less biased than a human cop. They're confused as to why I'm planning for worst case scenarios as a trans person. They seem unconcerned as people that people are being black bagged off the street, beyond staring at Facebook and saying "wow everything is horrible" a lot of times a day.

My mom was a researcher and held public office, my dad was a computer systems architect for the federal government. They know how to give a shit and think critically and act for our community.

But they're incredibly comfortable. And ultimately that's the deciding factor, I guess

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Trying again despite it all the next 960 days

[polespullspolls]

sexiest punctuation?

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Voting ended onMay 31

EDIT: asking me where a certain punctuation is does not change the fact that i can't add more than 12 options and i also can't change pre-existing polls

[lord-of-the-noodles]

[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[ach-sss-no]

when brandon sanderson talks about villains in his famous free youtube writing class video lectures he'll say 'what's the difference between gollum and sauron' and of course he means the villain that's present in the narrative and characterized in a way the audience can potentially relate to or sympathize with vs. the looming threatening anonymous far-off force (among other things). but every time he asks that i think 'well one of those guys tracked down frodo and got his ring back'

[mysteryteacup]

Brandon Sanderson: What's the difference between Gollum and Sauron?

OP: Skill issue.

[beloved-icarus]

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

[hcnnibal]

if the heavens ever did squeak…..

shes the last true mousepiece…

[miniaturize]

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[canreblogforsher]

@fishyfishyfishtimes

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Absolute perfection

[cryptotheism]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[yanmagotchi]

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

[cutecipher]

reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

[hydramaticide]

Work it grandma

[hydramaticide]

OK I SAID WORK IT AND SHE REALLY DID

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

I think you mean, "Work it, GREAT grandma". And she does!

[victusinveritas]

[tiggymalvern]

source

This new effort follows President Donald Trump's National Security Presidential Memo 7, which instructs the Department of Justice to target anyone holding “anti-American,” “anti-Christian,” and "anti-capitalism” beliefs.

Taken together, these Trump administration directives have commandeered the domestic surveillance apparatus to surveil and criminalize speech and assembly that challenges the ideology of the White House. A new focus on anti-technology extremism adds an unreported category to already public designations

[ratbastarddotfuck]

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3