cats and nature, mostly

Average nerd wasting time with books, kitties, pretty things, or whatever catches my eye. 18+ Credit to Andreas Rocha for my mobile background picture.

[memewhore]

[chibisquirt]

#i'm losing my SHIT#would you like to not see a dog?#it's brown Thank you, @dreamwaffles, that's it EXACTLY 😂

[rip13y]

[str8enigma-deactivated20180416]

Reblog if your profile pic is actually YOU .

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[cookingwithroxy]

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it

you are in the medieval era and you have this role!

How do you feel?

great!! I love this

good!

It's okay

So bad. I hate this

This is similar to my real job!

Results/other

Voting ended onJul 18

[thebibliosphere]

(Source)

Guys, he’s at it again…

[gryffon]

[theriu]

GUYS I LAUGHED SO LOUD

THE VOLUME ISNT NECESSARY BUT YOU SHOULD TURN IT ON ANYWAY

[yorgen-sh]

[residentevils-moved-deactivated]

when u accidently type me instead of my 

[endoshan]

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

[fuck-you-im-australian]

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

[shiny-mimikyus-deactivated20170]

accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

[kuriyamababe-blog]

accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

[tquila-squared]

accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

[wontforgets]

accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

[dismalboii]

typing “hte” instead of “the” 

[vibinwitch]

typing “laso” instead of “also”

[cardassiansunrise]

typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[nonejam]

must’ve come to pick up that alien

[no-one-offical]

‎

[whereifindsanity]

[tumsuxbigd]

[phana-banana]

TFW you accidentally come up with your enemies' new theme song.

This comic was so rushed lol. Hope any of you fellow yankees had a happy and safe 4th of July.

[saxifrage-wreath]

For the 4th of July, I'd like to present this little thing I wrote.

to Uncle Sam on the occasion of his 248th birthday

I've an uncle lives across the ocean Cross the ocean deep and wide This relative once long estranged Upon our mother's side

Some folks say that he's a weirdo Like some ET come from Mars And they mocks his stripey trousers And his top hat ringed with stars And some says that he's a menace Like Jame-son says of Spider Man And his trucks and guns and burgers Are things they can't understand

Sure he makes mistakes, who doesn't? He tries to do right is the thing And I can agree for certain When he says "Let freedom ring!"

And there's no one better to be having On your side when in the thick Cause whether he walks soft or loudly Sure he carries a big stick And he's used it when some bad guys Put his friends and family to the test Cause he's proper rough on roughnecks Like some old sheriff from the West

He's got a lot, but oh! he shares it! Fear and want he turns away He'll dish you a goodly serve for dinner And one more for lunch next day

He is great because of goodness Blessed by God in Whom he trusts Without Whom all his successes Would for certain turn to dust

So I'll raise a glass and toast him Short and sweetly as I can Many happy re-turns to you Happy birthday Uncle Sam!

I'm not an American, but I have friends and family who are and I admire their country and respect the good that America has done and does in the world.

Happy Independence Day everyone!

God Bless America

[hippietrashcan]

july 3rd on tumblr: happy peaceful blogging

july 4th on tumblr: 

[ramblingsofachristiannerd]

[scleroticstatue]

Happy Fourth of July!

[kwistowee]

Happy 4th of July x

[gettothedancing]

"The Hoover Dam kicked off its America 250 celebrations with the unfurling of a massive American flag and a red, white and blue light display. The full display includes more than 500 LED lights and over 126,000 feet of wire. The flag itself measures at 300 feet by 150 feet - the size of an American football field - and weighs approximately 2,000 pounds." (x)

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

Oh god insufferable yank day is in 48 hours

[theskabouncer]

Soon.

[woolandflax]