remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
Yeah, I’d have killed a man for this bedroom as a kid

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cherry valley forever

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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shark vs the universe

#extradirty

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roma★
$LAYYYTER
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@ladyloki1993
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
Yeah, I’d have killed a man for this bedroom as a kid
Thigh Meme
@lycheecatee @zombiefishgirl
Dis ur fault. (Said with affection)
Plz be nice, I’m still learning how to draw 😅
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i will follow your lead
I think ao3 is literally the only site where no censorship means no censorship. you can post the most vile things on there — things that will get taken down on any other platforms — and ao3 will protect you, your works, and your rights to create whatever you want, however you want.
and no, this isn’t me saying “write that messed up, disgusting thing” because while, yes, write it if it’s what you want (I myself enjoy writing dark fics, something I believe would be considered “vile” to a lot of people), this is me saying in a world of censorship and capitalism, ao3 really is a treasure.
everybody say thank you ao3
#know your fandom history
you and your best friend are superheroes who studied under the same master. He’s one of the strongest while you’re one of the weakest. When you ask him how, he confusingly asks you “Didn’t you take of the restrictor bands master gave us?”
When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*
HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!
The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!
they killed him for this
Always a good time to burn down yet another village!
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@transgarlicbreadlover Fren! Fren look! Dragons!
Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood
hey, don't cry. marbled polecat, ok?
oh my god there are so many animals. you think you've seen them all but then nope! marbled polecat
a man with brown eyes has me acting foolish
making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”
very unfortunate but hilarious side effect of calling the example oc johnson in this post is now people are saying this in the tags
they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture
there is a world out there I can’t comprehend
behold, context
Tumblr has a very odd relationship with the English language, which probably explains the terrible reading comprehension.