I Never Lied To You...Only To Myself...

Loyal Loki fan since 2011. She/Her/ 40+ here...ye be warned... Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when it was written.

[harbinger-of-chaossss]

@ing all my mutuals/besties to see there answers

@fandoms-uniteds-blog @lennon-cuddlywump @thebluelittlewitch2-thesequel @fishybehavior @lexdrillo @crazyvulpixamv @thenuggetstealer @tourettic-brookstone @jasperposting @frogs-that-bounce @master-of-fluff @masterofswag213 @dumb-ass-biatch @gay-war-crimes @wait-im-not-out @wojira @rosiehunterwolf @bunnyboy-prince @lego-sand @inchling-prince @kingoffandoms @sippin-on-waterfalls @anxiousworm @electricjaya @glaciersarecool @ultra-creepy-fucker-things @the-acid-pear @eyerolls-the-view

[gaitwae]

Thanks @lostgreekgod! @the-emo-asgardian @cozy-the-overlord @lokistan @lokislittlesigyn @electroma89 @natandersonnla @glacial-snowflakes @high-functioning-lokipath @latent-thoughts @wolfish-trickster @rorybutnotgilmore @theaudacitytowrite

Unfortunately—

[glacial-snowflakes]

OH MY GOD GAIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU POOR SOUL 😂 thank you for the tag, love! Let's see, who's gonna marry me...

Okay, so last saved is Simu Liu, so I'm not sure if it counts because he's not in the character 😂 the last fictional character would be Loki 🌚 either way, both Shang-Chi and Loki are hot af so I'm so lucky to be their wife 🌚💞

Tag: @amiechuchu @donaweasley @theaudacitytowrite @1302008 @handmaiden-of-mischief @funsized-mimi @lucywrites02 @1-lamentis @1marvelnerd3000

[donaweasley]

Oh dear @gaitwae , I'm so sorry for you! But on the upside, maybe you can prevent the snap! 😁

Thanks a ton, Martyna, for the tag!! And I'm happy that you got two really great guys!! 😆

I got, as usual, my King:

Tags: @theaudacitytowrite @handmaiden-of-mischief @superheroesandstardust @idy-ll-ique @finnishjerseygirl @kingtwhiddleston @bamboozled-corvid

[kingtwhiddleston]

Lovely! @donaweasley ✨

I’ll never complain about this 👀💚🖤

[tomhiddleston-is-mischief]

This isn't fair.

[nebulousfishgills]

HAHA YES NAILED IT

[lazy-cat-corner]

I love polygamy! 😌

[mareebird]

OKAY!!

[ladyloki76]

I’m not mad.

[is-gabenath-confirmt-yet]

Loki: Whenever Sylvie gets mad at me, I tighten all the jar lids in our house so she’ll come to me for help.

*Sounds of glass shattering in the distance*

Loki: It hasn’t worked yet, but I’m sure it will someday

[birdbrain90]

This is literally perfect. On today’s episode: “The one where Loki has yet to realize he’s in love with the equivalent of a feral cat in a paper bag.” LOL

[iworshipsylki]

sorry but I had to do this

[htsghost]

loki: why didn't you tell me?

thor: i didn't think you could keep it a secret!

loki: what?? i'm an excellent secret keeper ok! i have keep all our secrets.

sylvie: what secrets?

loki: [laughs] oh no no, sylvie darling, i'm not going to tell you. because i'm an excellent secret keeper!

thor: [laughs] ok brother.

[thor leaves]

sylvie: hey, you tell me later?

loki: you already know.

[gdcee]

The first Thor movie if Asgard was based on actual historical Vikings.

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Odin: Only one of you can ascend to the throne, but both of you were born to be kings.

Loki: I guess it all depends on who the district chieftains and lawspeakers choose.

Thor: They'll choose me for sure. I'm the oldest.

Loki: That's not how it works! And who's to say that they won't choose someone from another House?

Thor: They can't do that! Can they do that, father?

Odin: -sigh- You haven't been paying attention to those statecraft lessons at all, have you?

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Thor: Hahaha! Yes, some do battle, others just do tricks.

Loki: YOU SAY THAT I AM NOT A TRUE MAN?!

Thor: -sigh- Brother, you know I'm just going to beat you. Again. And you'll have to pay me half a weregild. Again.

Loki: YOU THINK ME A COWARD? YOU THINK YOU CAN GOAD ME INTO DISHONOUR??

Thor: Can we at least have the Holmgang after the Coronation?

Loki: It's not a Coronation. Father is just handing over a portion of his administrative and legal duties and powers to you, as has been approved by the district chieftains and lawspeakers of the Þhing due to his increasing age and their reluctance to elect another King at this time.

Thor: -rolls eyes- Norns, you're so pedantic. Fine. Can we do the Holmgang after the partial administrative handover?

Loki: I am content with that.

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Thor: A Frost Giant called me a princess!

Odin: ...and did you kill them?

Thor: I could not allow my honour to be slighted!

Odin: Just so. Well, Laufey, let us end this matter. One of your people offered insult and it was repaid.

Laufey: Your boy offered insult first by coming here to spit his slander in my Halls. He called us thieves! And what of the scores of my people that your boy injured or murdered after he killed the one who insulted him? Is there to be no recompense for them?!

Odin: Their families will be offered a very generous settlement.

Laufey: You think weregild will satisfy us?

Random Jötunn: Well, to be honest I wouldn't say no to a really big pile of gold-

Laufey: Shut up, Gymir.

[odins-sonofmischief]

LOKI + HAIR FLIP

↳ Loki 1x06 ‘For All Time. Always.’

[i-dagger-you]

That synchronized Sylki hair flip in the 3rd gif!

[ladyloki76]

Omg, that hair flip tho.

[jatersade]

Just looked at my history page on ao3 and I have 588 pages of history lmao

[jatersade]

alright ladies theydies and gents let’s play a game called reblog this with the number of pages your ao3 history has in the tags so i know whether I need 2 seek help:-)

[amara-lorena]

How I know antis are being disingenuous:

They had no “moral” issue with this:

But they pretend they have a “moral” issue with this:

[discoscoob]

I’ve seen them say “it’s not the same because they aren’t the same person they both only play the “role” of spider-man” but that’s literally what Loki and Sylvie are, Loki is a concept which they both play the “role” of in their realities, it is no different, it’s like they all just missed the entire point.

[strange-archivist]

And they further drew this point home of Miles and Gwen not being the exact same person but playing the same role within parallel universes with John Mulaney's spider-pig. Loki show runners tried to do the same with bringing Croki in, but the implications of that of course were promptly ignored because "something, something, bUt ThEy LoOk the SAMe arglebargle". 🙄

[ladyloki76]

Say 👏🏻 it 👏🏻 louder 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 people 👏🏻 in 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 back 👏🏻!!!

[petite-madame]

The Order of The Avengers (Part 1) - (2021)

A couple of months ago, I asked my followers what kind of Avengers fan art they wanted to see from me and they voted at 81% for the “Medieval / Heroic Fantasy AU” option. Here’s the result, I hope you’ll enjoy it! ♥ A big thank you to @vegetamochi who came up with the title. (Nb: this is an art project, there’s no fic to go with it)

PART 2 IS AVAILABLE HERE

[i-dagger-you]

Scott’s face 🤣

[unknownundergrounds-deactivated]

taika waititi, a cishet man, claims to have shot a scene in which we see a woman leaving valkyrie's room as to allude that she's into women, but says that the scene was cut because "it detracted from important exposition". he never specified who got the scene cut but the reasoning implies it was his decision as a director to cut it out and not due to marvel executives meddling. assuming it was true, it seems to be a very small and silly reason to cut a scene that would have been groundbreaking in the history of the mcu, and important for many people, my bi ass included. despite him claiming to have shot that scene, it's nowhere to be found in any deleted scene batches, suspiciously. cue tumblr falling head over heels over him and calling him an amazing ally, and many text posts with some variation of the following convo "marvel: don't make those characters gay! / taika waititi: i'm going to make them hella gay! / marvel: oh no" he made them gay and there's nothing we can do!"

kate herron, an openly bisexual woman who has directed media with openly lgbt characters before, fights tooth and nail to be able to include one honest to god explicit mention to Loki being into men, and she knows it's as far as marvel will allow her to delve into his same sex attraction. cue tumblrites calling her a bitch and a cunt, a queerbaiting devil and a false bisexual, threatening her family, threatening her dog, putting online abuse into the mentions of every post she makes

interesting.

[unknownundergrounds-deactivated]

jeff goldblum literally blinks at loki for two seconds which could be interpreted as him being a predatory gay man stereotype having slept with loki if you squint and that's enough to make taika waititi into tumblr's gay ally savior, kate includes a line alluding to loki having past relationships with men in a way that is treated respectfully and not for laughs, and she's a homophobe

[ladyloki76]

Thank you! I can’t STAND the way the Grandmaster treats/looks at Loki. It gives me the creeps every time they’re on-screen together. I never got the feeling that he was Loki’s Sugar Daddy, he always felt predatory to me.

[textsfromthetva]

[ladyloki76]

Dear Odin,

Hey, thanks for sending the crow this morning to sit in the middle of the road as I came barreling towards it…maybe faster than I should have been. Once I came to a near-compleat stop it finally hopped across the street, seeming to glare at me. I was then glared at by another crow once on the grounds of the hospital I work at. Huginn & Muninn out doing your work this AM? Could you maybe not send them to sit in the road? I’ll go slower from now on.

Thanks,

Me

[sushigrade]

Today I found out that the ship name for Clint and Bucky is Winterhawk and I'm like "how dare you give such a cool, dignified name to this pair of human disasters* when Clucky is sitting right there"

Caveat: I'm not a shipper and I have no horse in the race but come on

* both of whom I love

[chrissihr]

I believe there is also a Clintucky Discord somewhere out there, but have only heard of it. Cannot yet confirm it’s existence.

[wisyeria]

Ben + Looking at Rey

[kogla]

S -Don’t you dare take a picture! T -Too late ! :D S -You’ll regret that T -Oh, I’m sure I will!

Little spoiler from ‘The spider and the Sorcerer’ by WIX2 Totally in love in this fic!! Relationship between these three dorks is just pure gold!! PERFECT father-son relation between Tony-Peter and Stephan-Peter also Tony-Stephan best sass in history .. really, these two is perfect explosive material and I just looove it ! ♡

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[bluesclves]

Tag yourself: Which Loki Variant Are You?

TVA Approved Loki™️

nothing goes your way

a mean, closeted gay

a Hot Mess™️

dead inside

family is…. complicated.

Make Asgard Great Again

gets by on sheer charisma alone, like seriously, you maxed out charisma and dumped wisdom.

good at making friends fast

bad at keeping them

you make a lot of promises you can’t keep

you look great tho, and that’s what matters

The Superior Loki, Obviously

It’s a bit early for a midlife crisis but here you are

steals food from besties

Bi as fuck

would use a profile picture that looks like the blue lives matter flag but when you look closer it says “sike! ACAB” just to troll people

100% ride or die for that one friend

generally confused but doing your Best

Lo.Ki. Hammer

tells banger stories

literally no one can tell if they’re true or if you’re making shit up

Really likes Arts & Crafts

tries to be everyone’s friend and usually just ends up in the middle of drama

somehow pulls off thrift store chic

Senior Discount Loki

somehow both stylish and lacking a single ounce of fashion sense

Mom Friend

the only one in the friend group who has their shit together (finally)

knows all the life hacks, like therapy

still depressed

Lil’ Loki

trusting

builds awesome pillow forts

“I killed thor” wow buddy that sounds like a lot to unpack, wanna talk about that???

no, you will not be talking about it.

likes weird pets

Lokidile

literally just a gator in cosplay

Are you a loki? Nobody knows. I couldn’t even find a decent gif of this funky lil guy, bless his scaly little heart.

mysterious

Speaks primarily in grunts and growls

bites

The Actually Superior One

girlboss

somehow cute and scary at the same time

pretty much always the smartest person in the room at any given time

better than everyone and knows it

fueled by rage and spite

you decided what you were gonna do when you were 8 and stuck to it

Not A Loki

you aren’t a Loki Variant, but you know everything about them

good listener

The Dad Friend

probably writes fanfiction

just wants the simple pleasures in life, like a jet ski.

[stanknotstark]

I fit Not A Loki most. 

@justfangirlthingies @high-functioning-lokipath @biancablack2474 @riddlesia

[high-functioning-lokipath]

Somewhere between the two old men… Senior Discount and Not a Loki 🤣🤣🤣

I’m old ok? 🤣🤣🤣

With a slight tendency to be The Superior Loki, Obviously (early mid-life crisis lol)

@hugsforhiddleston @lokislittlesigyn @cozy-the-overlord @the-emo-asgardian @kaz11283 @thoughts-and-lovely-illusions

[wrenhyperfixates]

Omg I’m definitely Senior Discount Loki

@electroma89 @silver-lupines @lucywrites02 @lokistan @natandersonnla @bixofmidgard @justdontmindmetm

[birdgirl90]

Pretty sure I’m a mix of Not A Loki and the Superior Loki, Obviously lol

[ladyloki76]

I’m a cross between Superior & Senior Loki with a touch of Actually Superior Loki.

[vowel-in-thug]

everyone: writing fanfiction is a great way to explore your various sexual fantasies 

me, through clenched teeth: what if they lived in a TINY house and took NAPS all the time

[vowel-in-thug]

I truly had no idea this would pick up so much traction but i’m glad to know we’re all in the same boat of living out unrealistic fantasy scenarios re: intimacy and home ownership

[ms-demeanor]

me, sobbing: And they had game night with friends and everyone took turns hosting and everyone was okay.

[heroofthreefaces]

omg everyone was okay

[ladyloki76]

This is my dream. All I need to add is a dog.