cats can have little a salami

||Griffin, 25, he/they, 🇵🇸🇺🇦|| Scaramouche, Fu Hua, Nozomi Tojo, Bronya and Miku my beloveds My wonderful fiance: @a-bag-of-dice

[amwult]

[pukicho]

SUCCESS!!! 5 words per minute on my new ergo keyboard. Efficiency downgraded DRASTICALLY! Good job!!! 👍👍👍

[pukicho]

Yeah carpel tunnel, which this fixes

[opwolfe]

That keyboard is a sin against humanity

[pukicho]

MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.

[radioactive-green-dodo]

[theaudientvoid]

[kingsillysmilez]

Non binary ? No problem !

[nekropsii]

rose is genuinely so funny. they both are, but rose doesnt get nearly as much attention about it. its that guy who has a blog.

[graymatteradvocate]

"Play toys with me or you're gay"

[visenyaism]

we can’t be doing both parties are the same when one party eliminated the confederate nationalist tax break closed the 150 million school funding deficit and is currently raising the minimum wage and the other one made it illegal to teach real history and opened a tipline for kids to try and get me fired for being too woke by saying slavery was bad

[visenyaism]

There’s only one southern state where abortion is still legal. it’s the only one run by democrats.

[dankxsinatra]

[necrowtic]

Advice for women?

lesbian sex

[necrowtic]

transition

[gent]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[ludicrouslybad]

guys why is it lowkey thursday today 😭😅

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[fanotastic]

Happy Pride Month

The worm curtain is GAY

[flootzavut]

This commitment to the bit is what tumblr is all about. Happy pride!

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[firethekitty]

top 5 me posts of all time

[snowww-yy]

uhhh hagamos de cuenta q no me atrasé 3 dias..

[rintezukas]

chimpanzees are the closest thing to demons in this world i am very harsh on chimpanzees considering my huge love for other apes but they are so fucking mean and they are capable of knowing better

[rintezukas]

if i got mauled by an animal and killed theres a part of me that would be able to become serene and sort of deal with it as like. law of the wild or whatever, humans are the ones out of tune

if i got mauled by a chimpanzee and killed i would be angry at the chimpanzee for being like. i dont know being able to conceptualize pain in others and still deciding to pull me apart with its huge hands until i die

[rintezukas]

if i got mauled by an orangutan i would feel absolutely no pain as my body was gently opened along inbuilt seams to release my soul like carbon dioxide from a coke can