I like butts

I'm a boring person all I do is sleep and eat like everyone else on this site.

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Wow I couldn’t imagine to get that blessed but my bank account is in negatives

PayPal is real??

[ama-personal]

Maybe someone wealthy enough to spare at the right moment will see this

[sasunaru-senses-deactivated2019]

year 3000. naruto is dead. zoruto, the son of poruto, who was the son of coruto, who was the son of goruto, who was the son of boruto, who was the son of naruto, now has an anime. ‘zoruto is gonna…be better than poruto’ kishimoto assures, at age 1026.

[zoobus]

Which part of the Bible is this from

[vvarriorjay]

Chronicles

[medevoir-deactivated20181216]

[smuganimebitch]

tumblr talks a big game about monster fucking but you guys see one velociraptor blowjob and suddenly you’re all clutching your pearls and fainting

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

how dare u reblog my posts but not follow me

[goodnightnautilus-deactivated20]

If you find a gold bar in a trash bag, will you take the whole trash can, or just the gold bar?

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

the fuck

[heimwehr-deactivated20190625]

cold af

[firstdegreeliberty]

*writes down time of death*

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

[parrydots-deactivated20201006]

when you didnt hear what someone said

[caleb-denecour]

girls are so hot

[caleb-denecour]

guys are hot too oh man

[caleb-denecour]

why is everyone so hot

[schtickyfriend-old]

global warming

[richwhiteboys-deactivated201604]

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[impolitecanadian]

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

[gorillateaparty]

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

[umpteenthstupidfeelings-blog]

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

[bileshroom]

this is how some hentai artists be drawing 

[vriskaquarantine]

You ain’t wrong fam

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[dinuguan]

[toshio]

[randomthingsthatilike1]

fun fact the west coast does not have cicadas so you can imagine my surprise when my LA ass moved to Philly for college when all the trees started screaming while they’ve been on fire plenty of times where I’m from they never screamed

[physticuffs]

i’m c r y i n g

like consciously i know biodiversity exists but i guess i just never considered the fact that some people don’t have the experience where you just wake up one day to all of nature fucking shrieking like hellspawn and you’re like “huh guess it’s that season!”

[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[fatsexybitch]

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

[hollowedskin]

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

[everydayconman]