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@ the person leaving hate messages in my inbox I already gave up on this website but congrats you actually convinced me to delete my blog!!!!
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Brian David Gilbert either is god, or could kill god, and frankly, you don’t care to know the difference.
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Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers
good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day
I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them
No, no, guys, look closely.
This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)
This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.
Actually it turned out that the guy who was running it wanted to create a quasi-paramilitary organization.
There were so many horror stories about the place in the news that the landlord evicted everyone.
(Gotta say, though, that I like the organ harvesting scheme better.)
“It would have been better to have found out this was an organ harvesting scheme” is not a sentiment I expected to see today, and yet.
DOPPIO NEXT WEEK
doodles!! because it was like for a split fucking second
blease
this is how jojo characters named shit like calzone margarita act when their stand that’s called kool aid and frozen pizza (soda and frosted paninis) uses reflections of the sun on raindrops to create spacial anomalies within a 3 meter radius of their fist that they’ve dislocated and thrown to the other side of the room and is now literally murdering someone by turning their esophagus into an airplane
“Wow Ellen! It’s great to be here!”
geminis leos and scorpios are so hated by everyone and for what? for being sexy and out of jealousy. one day we’ll team up and kill every cancer and taurus
Princess Peach was really just like “my castle is gonna be a weird museum with maybe some living quarters tucked away somewhere but mostly just magic portals to battlefields and slides” and everybody was like yeah you beautiful binch go ahead
There’s a whole fucking room in the castle that’s just a long corridor with a portrait of bowser at the end. There’s another specifically designed to be a trick of perspective so you run towards a portrait of a goomba that looks like it’s right in front of you but it’s actually far away and huge. There’s a room filled with paintings and then a mirror wall so you can like, see the paintings reflected, I guess?
Princess Peach just has a bizarre series of magical art installations and that’s her house
Like she LIVES there. That’s her HOUSE. She was like “hey toadsworth can we have a giant grandfather clock that if you jump at it it takes you to a magical world inside the clock but depending on what time you jump in the moving parts of the magic clock world will be faster or slower” and toadsworth was like “k lol” in her HOUSE
What I’m saying is Princess Peach is a fucking legend
A thought that arises from the idea of tiefling babies often ending up being abandoned: A rich tiefling adventurer retiring and starting up a tiefling orphanage that takes care of rejected tiefling babies and children.
A thought that arises from the idea of a tiefling orphanage: the rich tiefling adventurer regretting his initiative of filling a mansion with dozens of little devils that all can cast Thaumaturgy. At will.
Oh Boy. :’D
Personally I headcanon that tiefling magic starts to manifest around puberty, but if that wasn’t the case, they’d just have to suck it up and tiefling baby-proof the hell out of the place. B) Have no vases and stuff that might fall over and break during tremors. Have sturdy furniture. Lock doors and windows. Avoid having open flames around. Shove cotton or something into your ears.
Oh yeah, and some of the babies might in that case be able to cast friends, minor illusion, ray of frost, or mage hand. Could result in chaos…
My next one shot is definitely going to be “A party of tiefling babies escape from the orphanage (to go to the candy shop)”
jojo voice/speech hcs
giorno doesn’t speak much, but when he does, it’s in odd phrases. he’s too polite, too formal – and the sentences that fall from his lips have the cadence of a gilded ransom note, melded together with letter-wax and glue. it’s strangely beautiful, but it is strange.
jotaro’s speech could never be considered beautiful. his vocabulary is lifted from comic books and academic texts, but he hardly speaks long enough for it to matter. he prefers to be direct, efficient – the fastest path between two points is a straight line. when he’s caught off-guard, though, or when the subject is felt rather than explained, he starts and stops like a faulty engine. the variations in his tone are harder to hear – a subtle bobbing rather than full-on waves, but at a sustained pace, it’s quietly soothing.)
joseph speaks faster than he thinks. he’s got a shotgun tongue and is just as loud – cheeky, crass, and clever, when not completely obtuse. he rolls his rs and pops his ps and travels around the world with his flavorful intonation. joseph joestar is like popcorn. anyways
josuke speaks in a syncopated two-step, a quick-slow amble through conversation. the peaks and valleys of his voice are evenly spaced, and he’s casual in a way that relaxes. he’s a bad liar, and you can hear it – everything is exaggerated in a displaced soundwave, the rhythm of it rubber-banding in a way that’s easy to spot.
jolyne takes after her great-grandfather more than she does her dad – in some ways. she blurts out her thoughts and makes crude jokes and rolls her rs like a growling pit bull. but she does appreciate the direct approach, rather than talking circles around others like joseph – and, of course, she’s inherited turns of phrases from her father, purposely or not. her voice can strike a chord the same way his can – a way that commands.
jo2uke is blunt, but in a different sort of way than the others. it’s inexplicably refreshing and without artifice, like the sudden rush of a sea breeze. his speech patterns are also strange, both in turns of phrase as well as lines of thought – he jumps from topic to topic as if you’re privy to the tracks changing in his mind.
johnny’s tongue is sharp and dour, sarcasm a second skin. his voice is smoother than it is rough, but sometimes sand slips into the back of his throat whenever emotion gets the best of him. he speaks in a fairly even tone, leaning towards flat, at an unhurried pace. sometimes his voice skips, losing purchase on itself and dropping syllables – but that’s not so bad as when it cracks.
jonathan’s voice is warm and resonant, vibrating from the chest. he isn’t loud, really, but his voice carries with ease. he speaks formally, polite – but in a manner that’s unadorned and approachable. sometimes if he’s not being careful, words and phrases from his youth will slip out. they’re not exactly rude, but they’re more casual, a little rougher than what he’s practiced over the years.
this is going to sound a little strange, but like…no regrets but cishet poc>>>>white lgbt ppl
@merlintheenchanted what the fuck are these tags you bitch? shut the fuck up you have 0 right to even mention this shit period you think lgbt poc have to acknowledge anything for you? you think we dont know? this is literally why this post was made because of stupid white bitches like YOU that cant keep your mouth shut and have to comment on EVERYTHING. fucking keep it yourself instead of reblogging from lgbt poc jus to add “bu bu bu the HOMOPHOBIA” in the tags like white communities are any more progressive you illiterate dumbass
POC PEOPLE