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"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

prjctdiva

team mz watching me pull up every 5 hours with a new dye job, contacts and a completely different outfit that probably cost 100k (i've been ignoring their calls and there's a mega pokemon loose in the city)

bean-pronounced-bawn

I can't find the post but there's this one post that's like "aging is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying not to age"

That but with weight.

Getting or being fat is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying to not be fat.

draconym

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

treecitysessions

bwaah

young man. what is that you have found.

I said young man. you picked it up off the ground.

I said young man. you should put that thing down.

I don't think! that! you! should! eat that!

depsidase

cyberxbattalion

authornicholemarie

imissthembutitwasntadisaster

"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

birdsareblooming

it's been like 2 years. i havent touched it. never needed to. "you don't really have a choice," are you so swift to forget the recent past? Bitch i still use itunes to download mp3s to so i have them forever and any song i want, then my sister burns them to CDs. When boycotts rolled out my other sister got no thanks to scan what products we shouldn't buy. i still use corded headphones not because "its older" but because it's easier. a fool criticizes those who buy candles 200 years after the invention of the electric light until the power goes out. become ungovernable. you are not immune to propaganda. you've never had Chatgpt forced upon you, the only thing forced upon you is the idea that Chatgpt is forced upon you. why claim you need something today that you didn't need yesterday. little bitch.

teophan

neat-username

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

11thfempachi

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

ankle-beez

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

ankle-beez

Finn: oh man the frappin dude just ginked up and went flipoo over the junkin fence

Me, 3 seasons into this show: wow he really did huh

bogleech

It's true but it's also funnier knowing the storyboarders were usually just making Finn say fuck

rabidogbite

leebrontide

this is math

autismking

i have spent years rewatching all 10 seasons and recording every expletive i hear in adventure time:

naamahdarling

Filing these away for later.

headspace-hotel

I'm sure this will somehow be useful data for something I don't yet anticipate

depsidase

trickstertime

The way its cropped is perfect

argumate

you bottle Miette??

dhavaer

You crush Miette like the grape?

digitaldiscipline

brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

tzikeh

The Cask of Miettellado

hasufin

Y'all are just absolutely committed to creating humor I cannot explain to my spouse, aren't you?

annabelle--cane

the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.