Gee

[fotobilog]

[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[rebelmeg]

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

[lil-tumbles]

^^^ I did do it again (: Go ahead little Penguin

[dreamameme]

[teegzz-deactivated20170105]

Damn tinkle winkle got deep

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

Isn’t that Po?

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Does it matter?

[squidbot-deactivated20161114]

does anything matter anymore…

[puyopuyo]

what the fuck

[catgirl-crimes]

[salzablade]

i rate fox emojis

a solid fox. good rendering. looks soft. 9/10

an adorable stylized boy!! i’d give him my wallet. 11/10

a simple boy, bold lines. but lacks personality. 6/10

she is adorable and well-groomed. i love her. 10/10

this thing ravished my trash can and stole my first born. 4/10

a tiny boy! hes shaped like a friend. 9.5/10

she is round and kind. i trust her. 10/10

a distinct style, though he too lacks any depth. 7/10

he is kind. but something behind is eyes is hiding something. 8/10

darkness consumes me. 0/10

[did-you-know]

Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source

[shinyrock6498]

And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

[hatchibomitar]

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car

[demilypyro]

wish pokemon was real so i could move to the country and farm mareep in peace

[theaustinstollhaus]

They’re called… sheep…

[nyarados]

can your sheep do THIS [gets electrocuted]

[sapphiccore]

this is… so pure

[kittenfossils]

stay there forever

[onlyblackgirl]

We had a cow that would do this. You could take naps on her all day.

[howevermine]

[lifeofcynch]

imagine thinking cops are a hivemind and all abuse their position

imagine being such a fucking idiot that you can’t understand that most cops are normal people who dedicate themselves and risk their lives to stop crime and save others

“all cops are bad uwu fuck blue lives!” shut up and drink some capri sun you actual gym sock

[harmony-korine-hate-blog-message]

imagine being a pussy ass cop bootlicker

[lifeofcynch]

imagine calling people bootlickers for not demonizing a whole group

[morningstar-matriarch]

I love people who shit on all cops. Like, who’re they gonna call if someone breaks into their home? Not the cops, apparently. 

[lifeofcynch]

exactly. whether people like it or not, the police force are some of the most important people in the world because they have been trained to stop criminal activity. you can’t just only call a fucking ambulance if someone breaks into your house and stabs you in the foot! medical professionals have the knowledge to heal you, but they don’t have the knowledge of how to chase down the home invader and get them arrested. that’s what cops do. we need them as a society, and that’s just how it is.

saying every single cop commits hate crimes and abuses their position is like saying that every apple is rotten or that all dogs have bitten their owner’s face off. it’s just not a realistic mindset, is it? if not having such a mindset makes me ‘a bootlicker’ then i guess i am a bootlicker lol. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

damn dude this slaps

[pure]

Well i keep saying, licking boots gives you brain damage. now we have proof. all the dirt just gets into your neurons and bam. we lost another one. 😔

[lifeofcynch]

ok i’m stupid for wanting the crime rates to stay as low as possible wow guys i’ve been exposed 😭

[pure]

The United States has one of the lowest murder clearance rates in the first-world. It actually dropped to a record low in 2016. Rape clearance rates are in the 30 percentile range. People have about a 40% chance to get away with murder in the United States. But I would not expect someone suffering from brain damage to know this. Good luck booking those low crime rates you speak of. 😔

[muxbug-deactivated20220627-deac]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[danceintheskies]

[danceintheskies]

wait, one more

[hydride]

not to be dramatic but i will never be comfortable with my physical appearance

[literallyaflame]

“wait so are u gen z or a millennial” dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i don’t really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i remember dialup internet and shit. idk dude i’m so tired, like, i’m only legally old enough to drink as of a few months ago but im somehow already thousands of dollars in debt

[dingdongyouarewrong]

the struggles of the zillennials 

[chessys]

no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love

[stability]

[myrrhdotcom]

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

[guccihall]

Sometimes it’s you and your iced coffee against the world

[plush-size-cutie]

[spoopling]