Merely Human

em | she/her | still here somehow Recommended tag: planning tag art: emariedraws.tumblr.com

[xelbleedsglitter]

Hello my darling hello my baby hello my ragtime gal

When pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime

[patheticspineless]

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

[nateconnolly]

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"

[kelendleg]

Did you know you can draw taz fanart in 2026

[ukulelehitter-deactivated202603]

its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds

OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic

[disgustinggf]

[alessandriana]

[oryunart]

Orufrey week 2026

"tassels, wherever you want to go I'll take you there."

Orufrey flirting 🫣

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[thefloatingstone]

I'm really amused at the idea of Rocky having one-sided beef with Stratt.

[reggiemess]

Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.

[reggiemess]

Who does this benefit. Who is made safer by this. Whose life is made better by this. Who is out there going "Wow I sure am glad I didn't have to see that word without it scribbled on a little. That really reduced the emotional impact of reading that word." Can I kill them?

[sclappin]

How convenient it is to attach small, useful objects to your clothes at waist level

[cosmere-everything]

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[manyblinkinglights]

#feminist retelling

[justjill72]

i hope there was someone out there that accidentally read witch hat kitchen first then went oh oops this is the spin off then went to the main witch hat atelier expecting the same cozy gay cooking show then being hit with the horrors

[vilestvillaincontest]

Vilest Villain Contest! Round 3! Part 4!

Darth Vader (Star Wars)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

Remaining time: 1 day 13 hours

[bbg100]

Y'all gotta vote with your beautiful minds more and your hey thats blorbo less

[vilestvillaincontest]

Listen to them!

[vann-haal]

Killed a bunch of kids and nuked a planet vs the dude who destroyed his entire fucking dimension and made a throne out of the STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE AND AWARE twisted bodies of townsfolks just to name two of his heinous actions and you think we're voting because "ooh blorbo"

Get the fuck outta here. Vader has nothing on Bill

[gavilarkholin-deactivated116710]

Vader is a living tragedy. It doesn't excuse anything he's done, but we are meant to feel sorry for him

For me, vile means they fill me with revulsion. And the way Bill casually disregards not only death but also the suffering he causes is just so repulsive

I love both Star Wars and Gravity Falls, in fact I would say Vader is more blorbo to me than Bill as I am a bit of an Anakin Skywalker apologist. That's part of why I think Bill is more vile

[vilestvillaincontest]

Vilest Villain Contest! Round 3! Part 15!

Kallamar (Cult of the Lamb)

AM (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)

Remaining time: 1 day 13 hours

[i-am-am-ichbin]

that bug-looking creature thing doesn't stand a chance

[vilestvillaincontest]

That's a squid.

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[smokingchagga]

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice