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25, she/her

[argumate]

pack of fancy salt that boasts “no preservatives!” but isn’t salt itself our oldest and most famous preservative 🤔

[vacuously-true]

[the-acid-pear]

I was gonna complain like that Tumblr isn't sending notifications well bc I'm posting a lot and getting 0 notes (and because it gave me ghost notes + failed me a few minutes ago) but I realized I sound like the old man going to fix his phone bc his grandkids don't call him 😭

[the-acid-pear]

[boringkate]

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[anarqueeen]

him?

[roychewtoy]

my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

[outofcontextgarf]

[mayflower-gal]

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[kaity--did]

Absolutely love how emotionally aware my child is for a 4 and a half year old do not however love stubbing my toe on the island for the 100th time today and hearing "hey mama it's okay to cry! It's not okay to throw a fit though, and we hafta re-...we have to reconitize the difference"

[kaity--did]

When I immediately say "oh no thanks" to a food she offers me she says "oh mommy, chefs try new foods. Can you take one , two, bites for me and if you really don't like it then I won't ask forever again deal?"

like you know what fine sure I'll try your truly heinous concoction because I do in fact hafta respect the deals

[dogpuppy]

[anxietyproblem]

[ghostisredacted]

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[largolife]

Every time I read about the life of a “great” man, it’s always because he had the help and support of a talented, devoted woman that he most likely mistreated who literally did half of the work and was a giant influence in his success.

Every time I read about a great woman it’s because she managed to do what she did in spite of men blocking her at every step. The greatness comes specifically from being able to dodge and avoid men.

Having a woman around is a great deal for a man. Having a man around is an awful deal for a woman.

[sasstricbypass]

[xanaxfarts]

Bob Ross & Hoot on The Joy of Painting: ‘Mountain Mirage Wood Shape’ S15, E4 (1988)

[dumnslut]