Welcome to the Shit Show

This is my personal blog, where I am trash, seriously don't follow me I never tag anything and I'm kind of an asshole

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

[hyperfixationsstuff]

Well now my "period acknowledgment" war cry just got weirder...

[optimysticals]

My work cohort is going to be very confused the next time I injure myself.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[awesomgrlgr8job]

Happy Fat Freaky Fucks Getting it On Friday!

[whovienne]

[saltedume]

when they put babies in little sleeping bags... petition to make the entire world colder... we need to stop global warming

[eameschairs]

today is a good day for fandom archeology. that is, digging through LJ comms for house fic that has been lost to the ages....

[eameschairs]

waybackmachine firefox extension btw. you can view previous backups and even set it up to back up every webpage you visit if it hasnt been backed up in a certain window of time. essential for digging for fic imo!

[prothocrice]

y’all havin a good september?

[nostrem]

[fredbydawn]

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

[fredbydawn]

I hope this clears things up

[arcsin27]

What the fresh fuck

[exclipsensfw]

purity politics

(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)

[exclipsensfw]

Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

[whyenn-reader]

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

[whyenn-reader]

stop making this post cute. it's blunt and violent. it's about humiliating needlessly cruel people not about bickering with loved ones.

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[unpeeled-human]

[unpeeled-human]

[nocturnal-necromancer]

Hello?? Can anyone hear me???

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[jethroq]

[aphleos]

prev dont leave this in the tags

[silvergryphonart]

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

[musicalhell]

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

[juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea]

the horse is so fuckable

[electronic-bug]

I wish I was a pawn so I could be forcefemmed into a pretty princes

[catgirlforeskin]

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

[catgirlforeskin]

No, I can’t emphasize enough that she’s totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks it’s funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go “oh haha that’s so funny” and pretend like everything’s normal.

[ice-cream-asker-deactivated2026]

maybe

how old is she

[catgirlforeskin]

She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child

[ouppykittygirlmurderinstinct]

she looking for another dog?

[catgirlforeskin]

NO

[public-trans-it-deactivated2024]

Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?

[catgirlforeskin]

No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls

[queen-mihai]

Volunteering to stand in as this person's sister during this time of need

[catgirlforeskin]

I have a name

[unoisveimved-un-medicated]

This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder...

[catgirlforeskin]

I swear to god if this blows up enough that it gets reposted on other social media and my sister sees you all wanting to be her roblox dog…

[alyanas-little-hideout]

this will be 100k notes. I feel it.

[catgirlforeskin]

Sorry liberals, despite 400 tags saying “posts that have 100k to me,” we’re capping out at a nice cool 11k. My white ass is not making it onto tiktok, no robot lady is going to read this text, and my sister is not seeing it. Thank you all for playing

[ironwoman359]

Don’t sell yourself short just yet

[catgirlforeskin]

Everything is fine. I’m going to live forever

[quendergeer]

never seen a notes total as a punchline before

[catgirlforeskin]

Since I've gotten dozens of asks and comments about this, NO, my sister still hasn't seen this post, but she is gay now

[rumalas]

I'm making a new ✨Commission Sheet✨

The one up right now is out of date, I lowered the prices. You can still order, the actual prices are up on Ko-fi and in the Google Form

[rumalas]

Forgot to add, but you can now order realistic art!

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[bahari-official]

me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them