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shane hollander WILL be pregnant in season 2 trust me

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’tis heated I guess

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Heated Rivalry Inspired by JC Leyendecker

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just saw someone say “shane doesn’t know he’s autistic so ilya doesn’t know either”. y’all. come on. he might not KNOW the word for it but that man is googling “why boyfriend cry when touching velvet” “why boyfriend gag at mushy texture” “boyfriend can’t keep things out of his mouth like toddler” EVENTUALLY he stumbles upon the right combo of words to get “autism explained” search results

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Ilya’s face when Shane deepthroats his finger 🫠 so down bad he gives him a kiss with his finger still in the mouth

#HOW DID I EVER MISS THIS OH MY GOD

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one of my biggest hayden headcanons is that after shane comes out as gay hayden is like well my buddy shane the coolest smoothest biggest firetruck in the world the most masculine guy i know the captain of my team is obviously topping even though he doesn’t know that its called topping or what it really even entails, like to him its not even nearly a question hes like well i guess my buddy shane likes sticking it in dudes and not chicks but he’s still my buddy shane

and anytime he’s actually around shane and ilya shane is the one like with his hand on ilyas waist while ilya nags like shane’s bitch wife because shane won’t let him make economically unsound purchases ilya shares a bottle of savvy b with jackie and dotes on the children and haydens like my buddy shane The Man is obviously The Man in his relationship here which is of course my extent of understanding gay relationships because i am heterosexual hayden pike

and then one day they lose to boston and haydens like omg i can make a nice gay joke to my buddy shane and says something like “well at least you’re fucking rozanov off the ice ha ha” and shane just looks back at him like “ha ha yeah” with an eye roll and hayden gets this sinking feeling when shane just doesn’t look away and shanes face is doing like a — oh you didnt- you didn’t know? — thing

#lmfao #ohh hayden

themoonandmyman

Shane: noooo don’t suck my dick while I’m on the phone to my best friend that’s weird and bad and weird

Shane, a millisecond later:

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in honor of winter olympics 2026!! yuri on ice (:

fun fact 1: i was a competitive figure skater for about 10 years!!

fun fact 2: i’ve never drawn anything like…truly anime before, so this was a really fun style exercise.

fun fact 3: this is my first time watching yuri on ice! very excited, im only a few eps in (:

justendlessfrozenpines

Had the sudden urge to make these

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Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes 5/?

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Of course shane put on a suit it's called a blow JOB. He's interviewing for an entry level position at the dick factory

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Shane and Ilya's first meeting should be studied in a class of chaos theory.

Ilya Rozanov all of seventeen yrs old stands in an alley just trying to take a smoke and sees this other seventeen yr old boy approach him and introduce himself, politely compliment him, shake hands with him twice in all his awkwardness, and- with the perceptiveness of someone twice his age- figures out instantly that this awkward guy is into him, checks him out- top to bottom- and goes, "hmm. Cute. Freckles. Nice ass. Okay, I'll hit that." And it is the most destructively insane, massive, life altering, world rocking decision he's ever made.