High Priest of the Church of Snufkintology

He/Him. Bisexual. Mainly linked account for snufchurch-shenanigans.

[jonirabbits]

Commissions update !! Reblogs are VERY appreciated !!

[mewwon]

Seeing ads for perfume is so crazy.. like girl what do they smell like

[woolandflax]

Perfume ads be like

✨Eau de Toilette✨

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[superkat500]

Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

[haiku-robot]

those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Being aware that you are true is what makes you a failure. | PayPal | Patreon

[haiku-robot]

Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number Haiku Bot v2021.1~beta I make mistakes. I am buggy too. Sorry! | HAIKU BOT NO! Paypal | Patreon

[krystal-prisms]

Haiku bot, babe, you already did this one. Good try though, mate

[haiku-robot]

Thanks for pointing out my visible fuckups, why don’t you eat cheetos flavored popsicle instead of insulting me or my haikus?

[idekwhatthisbl0ggisanymore]

HAIKU BOT???

[justalazytrashpanda]

[probablyok1]

What production of Heathers is this

[justalazytrashpanda]

This one

[itstoothless]

Might I add: You didn’t think I would fucking notice?

Pathetic.

[justalazytrashpanda]

Y’all fuckers better stop giving me ideas

[double--cross-d]

WHAT ABOUT HOGWARTS HUH????

[justalazytrashpanda]

Ask and ye shall recive

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

WAIT UP I JUST GOTTA MAKE SOMETHING

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

Long ago the four nations lived in harmony...

[i-exist-lmao-rip-that-names-took]

I literally CANT with this post fidhdnd

[i-exist-lmao-rip-that-names-took]

[moread]

[postingjustwhatever]

I have contributed!

Sorry for the long post.

Someone should do some t-shirt designs with the 4 of them, I want a line of Tumblr Sexymen apparel. I’d literally wear a shirt with the uno card of them on it.  

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

[laughinsohard1]

The more I scrolled, the more I screamed.

[laughinsohard1]

[justalazytrashpanda]

[probablyok1]

What production of Heathers is this

[justalazytrashpanda]

This one

[itstoothless]

Might I add: You didn’t think I would fucking notice?

Pathetic.

[justalazytrashpanda]

Y’all fuckers better stop giving me ideas

[double--cross-d]

WHAT ABOUT HOGWARTS HUH????

[justalazytrashpanda]

Ask and ye shall recive

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

WAIT UP I JUST GOTTA MAKE SOMETHING

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

Long ago the four nations lived in harmony...

[i-exist-lmao-rip-that-names-took]

I literally CANT with this post fidhdnd

[i-exist-lmao-rip-that-names-took]

[moread]

[postingjustwhatever]

I have contributed!

Sorry for the long post.

Someone should do some t-shirt designs with the 4 of them, I want a line of Tumblr Sexymen apparel. I’d literally wear a shirt with the uno card of them on it.  

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

[laughinsohard1]

The more I scrolled, the more I screamed.

[finishercar]

PLEASE for the love of god read this

[prguitarman]

Thank gooseness

[purple-patches]

PLEASE

[laughinsohard1]

“Coming, Momsy-poo!”

Oh, my Lord.

[bulbiedorf]

I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.

[bulbiedorf]

Every thousand notes I’ll make him thiccer.

[bulbiedorf]

[bulbiedorf]

[bulbiedorf]

[bulbiedorf]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 5th of january, 2017.

[queensparklekitten]

hold on i’m gonna add on to this

[queensparklekitten]

[fatherharlot]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

[aegisblaze]

[deceased-ufo]

[shinypenguinpizza]

I fucking love this post

[thnks4thstrdst]

@asthesunwentdown

[jugn00-deactivated20220212]

do you like the colour of the thiccness?

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

It’s not every day the onceler crosses my dash, but it appears today is unusual

[reblogs-by-a-frog]

NO PUT THIS SHIT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

[laughinsohard1]

What. Is. This post???? /j /lh

[sandersstudies]

I swear my cishet husband sometimes wakes up in the morning like “time to be an ally to my bisexual wife by being just a little bit performative” but it’s okay because I love him

[sandersstudies]

The cashier had a pride mask on and my husband whispered to me “I want to tell her I like her mask but I feel like it might be weird.”

[sandersstudies]

My husband will see a piece of pride merch and just put it in front of my face even if it has nothing to do with me and will just be like “this seems like something... you would like”

[sandersstudies]

Husband: *sees a rainbow*

Husband: hmm. Wife.

[dogiloveturtles]

ma'am, it seems as if your husband is one of them himbos

[laughinsohard1]

Woke up late today and depressed ‘cause I’m under-stimulated, but you guys need to listen to this song called “Keeping the Dream Alive,” by Freiheit. It’ll make you cry in a good way. Thanks to Gus Johnson for recommending it in one of his old videos.

[laughinsohard1]

From: “This.. ENDS... N O O W!🛑🛑🛑”

[prokopetz]

Wario’s actual, canonical character arc is that he retired from adventuring and used his gold to finance a corporate startup and develop incredibly shitty indie games, which is both utterly inexplicable and absolutely on brand.

[laughinsohard1]

penguinz0, AKA moistcr1tikal: *Finds Wario’s Games on Steam.*

“I came looking for copper, and I found gold!”

[partypewds]

[partypewds]

August 19, 2019

[partypewds]

“pewdiepie: We are married!!! I’m the happiest I can be ♥️ I’m so lucky to share my life with this amazing woman.”

[partypewds]

“itsmarziapie: Yesterday, the 19th of August - after exactly 8 years since we met - we celebrated our wedding with our closest friends and family. It was the most beautiful day, which I will treasure forever. I am so thankful for all the people that made time to attend the event and helped us celebrate our marriage. I feel like I’m the luckiest person and I’m so full of love. Incredibly ecstatic to be able to call Felix my husband for the rest of our lives. 👰🏼 ❤️🤵🏼”

[laughinsohard1]

Happy 1st Anniversary to Felix and Marzia!!!!!!!!

[gay-irl]

gay🙋‍♂️irl

[laughinsohard1]

Favorite highlight from the PewDiePie Fall Guys Livestream

PewDiePie: “I clap for you, ‘cus you’re amazing!”

Jack: “I clap for YOU, ‘cus YOU amazing! YOU the snacc!”

*Silence...*

Jack: “Bro, are we cringe?”

PewDiePie: “Yeah.”