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Commissions update !! Reblogs are VERY appreciated !!
Seeing ads for perfume is so crazy.. like girl what do they smell like
Perfume ads be like
āØEau de ToiletteāØ
Whatās funny is that this actually happened.Ā
Iām unfamiliar with this story please elaborate
Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but heās the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis.Ā
Did he survive?
Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).
His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up
Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed
Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number
those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number
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Haiku bot, babe, you already did this one. Good try though, mate
Thanks for pointing out my visible fuckups, why donāt you eat cheetos flavored popsicle instead of insulting me or my haikus?
HAIKU BOT???
What production of Heathers is this
This one
Might I add: You didnāt think I would fucking notice?
Pathetic.
Yāall fuckers better stop giving me ideas
WHAT ABOUT HOGWARTS HUH????
Ask and ye shall recive
WAIT UP I JUST GOTTA MAKE SOMETHING
Long ago the four nations lived in harmony...
I literally CANT with this post fidhdnd
I have contributed!
Sorry for the long post.
Someone should do some t-shirt designs with the 4 of them, I want a line of Tumblr Sexymen apparel. Iād literally wear a shirt with the uno card of them on it.Ā Ā
The more I scrolled, the more I screamed.
What production of Heathers is this
This one
Might I add: You didnāt think I would fucking notice?
Pathetic.
Yāall fuckers better stop giving me ideas
WHAT ABOUT HOGWARTS HUH????
Ask and ye shall recive
WAIT UP I JUST GOTTA MAKE SOMETHING
Long ago the four nations lived in harmony...
I literally CANT with this post fidhdnd
I have contributed!
Sorry for the long post.
Someone should do some t-shirt designs with the 4 of them, I want a line of Tumblr Sexymen apparel. Iād literally wear a shirt with the uno card of them on it.Ā Ā
The more I scrolled, the more I screamed.
PLEASE for the love of god read this
Thank gooseness
PLEASE
āComing, Momsy-poo!ā
Oh, my Lord.
I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.
Every thousand notes Iāll make him thiccer.
date of origin: 5th of january, 2017.
hold on iām gonna add on to this
I FUCKING KNEW IT
I fucking love this post
@asthesunwentdown
do you like the colour of the thiccness?
Itās not every day the onceler crosses my dash, but it appears today is unusual
NO PUT THIS SHIT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
What. Is. This post???? /j /lh
I swear my cishet husband sometimes wakes up in the morning like ātime to be an ally to my bisexual wife by being just a little bit performativeā but itās okay because I love him
The cashier had a pride mask on and my husband whispered to me āI want to tell her I like her mask but I feel like it might be weird.ā
My husband will see a piece of pride merch and just put it in front of my face even if it has nothing to do with me and will just be like āthis seems like something... you would likeā
Husband: *sees a rainbow*
Husband: hmm. Wife.
ma'am, it seems as if your husband is one of them himbos
Woke up late today and depressedĀ ācause Iām under-stimulated, but you guys need to listen to this song calledĀ āKeeping the Dream Alive,ā by Freiheit. Itāll make you cry in a good way. Thanks to Gus Johnson for recommending it in one of his old videos.
From:Ā āThis.. ENDS... N O O W!šššā
Warioās actual, canonical character arc is that he retired from adventuring and used his gold to finance a corporate startup and develop incredibly shitty indie games, which is both utterly inexplicable and absolutely on brand.
penguinz0, AKA moistcr1tikal: *Finds Warioās Games on Steam.*
āI came looking for copper, and I found gold!ā
August 19, 2019
āpewdiepie: We are married!!! Iām the happiest I can be ā„ļø Iām so lucky to share my life with this amazing woman.ā
āitsmarziapie: Yesterday, the 19th of August - after exactly 8 years since we met - we celebrated our wedding with our closest friends and family. It was the most beautiful day, which I will treasure forever. I am so thankful for all the people that made time to attend the event and helped us celebrate our marriage. I feel like Iām the luckiest person and Iām so full of love. Incredibly ecstatic to be able to call Felix my husband for the rest of our lives. š°š¼ ā¤ļøš¤µš¼ā
Happy 1st Anniversary to Felix and Marzia!!!!!!!!
gayšāāļøirl
Favorite highlight from the PewDiePie Fall Guys Livestream
PewDiePie:Ā āI clap for you,Ā ācus youāre amazing!ā
Jack:Ā āI clap for YOU,Ā ācus YOU amazing! YOU the snacc!ā
*Silence...*
Jack:Ā āBro, are we cringe?ā
PewDiePie:Ā āYeah.ā