Stark Raving Sane

[blonsh]

[onlyplatonicirl]

Oh man I haven’t had a new interest in a while. It’s always been the same three things on repeat. I wonder when I’ll st-

Ok.

[da-pitt]

ROBBY BEING NOSY | THE PITT (2.07 + 2.09)

[leighanne]

People need hope. Look up.

The Batman (2022) dir. Matt Reeves.

Superman (2025) dir. James Gunn.

[laughrie]

Must be hard being a Samgirl lol

[tlirsgender]

I am not immune to the silly scientists from pacific rim I like them. Once again thinking about newt pacificrim. Biologist with like full sleeve tattoos of the animals he specializes in is such a Type Of Guy he's like masc miss frizzle

[tlirsgender]

He's like the average marine biologist but for godzillas he's such a fun concept. Imagine if there was sharks 9/11 and you had to call in the top Sharks Guy & he's exactly as enthusiastic as you'd expect

[laughrie]

I'm 14 and create a tumblr blog. How to Train your Dragon is trending

I'm 26 and just got a notification that my blog is 12 years old. And How to Train your Dragon is trending

[laughrie]

It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[sweetmage]

"There's no platonic explanation for this!!" said about something that there would be an obvious platonic explanation for if society hadn't convinced everyone that platonic relationships were less intimate and inherently inferior to romantic relationships.

[valtsv]

equal rights for women will never truly be achieved until we have more female noir detectives

[valtsv]

and i don't mean some badass woman who doesn't need a man and can kill someone in 6 inch heels without breaking a sweat or smudging her perfectly set makeup or chipping a nail. she looks like she grew up in a soggy cardboard box on the side of the road all alone. she monologues dramatically to herself while looking over the corruption-riddled city she works in because she has no friends or hobbies and will literally do anything except go to therapy. she gets beat up in alleyways so blood and rain drip sexily from her nose and chin but when she gets to her feet she looks like a sad wet cat. women want her but they also pity her. instead of perfume she smells of coffee, whiskey and cigarettes, which are also more or less all she lives off of. her voice is more gravelly than a pit of rocks as a result of said diet. she hasn't slept or showered in at least 3 days and it's increasingly obvious. she's either divorced or feels like she should be.

[abrillustrated]

yeah okay gimme a sec

[abrillustrated]

ok first off some of yall missed the entire point and gave gorgeous, put-together women, when op explicitly stated that she is "a sad wet cat" this is the type-a woman who Does Not have her shit together and Does Not care.

therefore, i give you: Female Noir Detective

[transmortifried]

this lady's so much of a mess she's smoking the damn cig backwards

[pixelsbuildmysoul]

i think a hug from spider-man would fix me

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[unreformedcarrots]

[one-shitpost-a-day]

[angrybell]

Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.

[gunsandfireandshit]

For the uninitiated:

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

My preferred version:

[anonymus-maximus-er]

Dad 100% studied physics or engineering, he's just also a troll, which is why he's a patent lawyer.

[axmxz]

and that is how calvin learned the distinction between angular and linear velocity at age 6

[freshgratednutmeg]

Hey, Calvin had to get his chaotic nature from *somewhere*.

....In this case, the 'somewhere' is the blue light special at K-Mart, of course.

[rialtostation]

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

[urcowboyboyfriend]

i can't believe the best moments that could ever happen happened. Brennan and Murph kiss. we all collectively hit a nat 20 after hitting a 3 and 8. Murph hit the second nat 20 of the night (also the only player nat 20 tonight). Siobhan does cutting words on a nat 1. happy 55th wedding. lou decimates murph in a wrestling match. wally "I'm sorry I can't join you because I hate staten island" kugrich. based kalvaxus hating crypto. we get the power to reroll one roll, immediately use it, and siobhan still has to help us. gilear is making death saving throws after being elbowed by a finance bro. aida "my heart burns with eternal fire. I'm gay as hell" aguefort. fire periodically blasts from the ground and heats up the whole arena. pete conlan with 5 points of damage to kalvaxus (with a cantrip). ricky matsui with 55 points of damage to kalvaxus. gilear kills kalvaxus. ally beardsley uses fireball but makes it dream magic "that's not super hot" and "is sparks". ricky tosses something to gilear and knocks him unconscious as aida takes him back to spyre. we raise 100'000 dollars for new york cares. we all hoot growl as the intrepid heroes and brennan leave.

the greatest night of my life. thanks new york.

edit: I FORGOT TO ADD K2 MAKING AN APPEARANCE IN THE REAL WORLD. shame on me. also rick perry brought a giant die.

[madonna-of-the-wasps]

[cosmonautroger]