lauraleye

like a nerdy shark from the 80's

[lauraleye]

[enlistedbros]

“As you enjoy your weekend, drink responsibly and don’t get into fights. I wish that were the end of my safety briefing, but your history dictates otherwise. So.. here we go.”

[realfakeeggs]

made my biggest, brightest and most floral fuck ever. 

[adamusprime-deactivated20180809]

if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff

like one human raises their thumb to another human

that’s good, humans like that

one human raises their middle finger to another human

humans do NOT LIKE THAT

humans think that is a BAD FINGER

don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me

any other finger is ok just not that one

[tkingfisher]

Anthropology will be the hard elective in alien school.

[fieldbears]

“Is the middle finger weaponized? Does it spray a venom perhaps” “No, student Xeepzorp, it is frail and harmless like the others” “Fascinating”

[thatdemonboi]

it’s funnier because in some places, the thumb is the Bad Finger

[worm-cantor]

(click through for full size comic)

“Here is a List of Things” from Welcome to Night Vale episode 2, Glow Cloud  Illustrations by Lauren Ftagn

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[brandoncarlo]

this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen

[brandoncarlo]

I don’t think this is obvious but you need to listen with the sound on because the whole point is the announcers.

[rainbow-femme]

Announcer: “It’s a good thing he has a Nurse to help him off the ice.”

Other announcer: “Uggghhhh.”

[lauraleye]

Medieval European Girls In Fiction vs. History

Fiction: I hate sewing, it's so fucking pointless and lame. My sisters and my mom are so stupid, I'm smart, I'm going to go ride my pony and learn how to use a sword. Rar, I'm fierce.

History: Without my needle, you would all be naked and dead. Excuse me, I have to go throw a party and negotiate a land deal.

[crossroadcoyote]

small town life: hearing tons of sirens and not knowing if a sports team just won or if someone’s barn is on fire.

[plantyhamchuk]

rural life: hearing a few sirens in the distance and not knowing if someone’s barn is on fire or old person is dying.

[whatthehellhappenedtoyou]

city life: what siren

[thoodleoo]

everyone loves to talk about snail memes in medieval art which is great because i really love the weird snail art, but can we also talk about how there is apparently a weird meme about rabbits having an advanced society but only using their skills to enslave other animal races and kill humans

[thoodleoo]

like it starts off fairly innocuously with typical stuff, right? music and hunting, seems okay enough

but then there are also signs of conflict- rabbits and dogs fighting:

it seems that the rabbits win the conflict, though, because there are drawings of rabbits “taming” dogs to do their bidding

and then we see that they have also moved on to other animals, such as lions

this is where it gets kind of weird and especially fucked up, though, because there is…this???

finally, we see that the rabbits have moved on to humankind, and not even humanity is safe from their horrifying ways

moral of the story: monty python was right, y’all

[stevesfriend]

you done it

[chrisweedpiano]

congration

[ithelpstodream]

[damnyourdarkeyes]

Ibrahim probably threw himself from this speeding vehicle to shut your fucking yap.

Pablo Schreiber as Mad Sweeney, American Gods – A Murder of Gods (S01E06)

Requested by @magratpudifoot

[kdramabc]

[lady-feral]

We millennials have a pretty fucking low bar.

[unwinona]

Literally how I defined “wealthy” to someone last week.  This is my rich.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roane72]

I have one of these!

[lyndsayfaye]

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

[beardyboywonder]

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

[honeystopthecar]

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

[jackpumpkinqueen]

Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…

[stumposaurusrex]