Layla's Geeky Side!

Hey! I'm Layla and I'm just a huge geek who likes a lot of things! Follow my blog if you want to! That’s totally cool as well! Okay, thanks! Bye!!! <3 :)

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

[gladers-of-olympus-deactivated2]

When someone says a fact about Greek Mythology that I didn’t know about

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[louchie]

[pyromanictendencies]

[laylasgeekyside]

Comedy gold right here, ladies and gents!

[sarahconnorjr]

[laylasgeekyside]

Oof, come at me nausea

[01101010-01100100]

you ever just think

[stephgrips-deactivated20200826]

yes and…… that shit hurted

[laylasgeekyside]

Mood

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that people are happy about the fact that there’s a hurricane, and they might get to stay home says a lot about our jobs/schools and the way we treat our workers/students

[archivejackdaw]

Alexander Hamilton’s sass is the sass level I aspire to have

[laylasgeekyside]

Yesss!!!😂

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s stupid for companies to pay for ads on Spotify: the only people who will hear the ads are people who have a demonstrated unwillingness to buy things that they don’t need.

[laylasgeekyside]

Message to add companies on Spotify. WE HATE YOUR PRODUCTS! GET LOST!

[fanonical]

say what you will about rupert grint as an actor, but you have to admit he does ‘oh shit a thing is happening and i don’t like it’ faces excellently

[just-shower-thoughts]

In 500 years we could have digital archaeologists who trawl through endless old data of lost user accounts and old internet sites, looking for artifacts of our internet evolution.

[laylasgeekyside]

Those poor archeologists need to go through the endless shitpost made by us. I wish them the best of luck...

[weavemama]

Fuck anyone who says rape culture doesn’t exist. Stories like this make me hate America more and more for treating women and girls with such dehumanization. 

[weavemama]

“Ross disclosed the rape victim’s address to Mirasolo and ordered Mirasolo’s name to be added to the child’s birth certificate — all without the victim’s consent or a hearing, according to Kiessling. 

An assistant prosecutor on this, Eric Scott, told me she had granted her consent, which was a lie — she has never been asked to do this and certainly never signed anything,” Kiessling said.”

They literally gave a rape victim’s address out to the rapist himself. Words cannot describe how disgusted I am with this country’s justice system. There’s something very sinister about American’s desire to protect rapists. 

[audreynical2]

Why are they calling a 12 year old a woman?!

[anomalisticdotnet]

This story is even worse than it looks… Apparently the State started this because she made an application for food stamps??

[sephezade]

Please don’t forget this election season that circuit and district judges are also elected officials.

[laylasgeekyside]

This is absolutely disgusting!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was baking a strawberry shortcake for my mom when I realized that I forgot the baking powder. I began to panic so I pulled the cakes out of the oven; they were already completely baked but they rose just fine without the baking powder? I was staring at them in confusion, trying to remember if I accidentally put yeast in the batter, when I felt a shadow loom over me. I looked over my shoulder only to find Luigi. Luigi tenderly took my hands and told me, “You need not worry, for I will accompany you in any and all of your baking endeavors.” I have never felt more loved in my life. I cried.

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

I thought this was the mother of all shitposts and then I saw the url

[laylasgeekyside]

Don’t worry, Luigi will forever comfort you.

[theshitneyspears]

IM THIS PETTY

[isanyonewatchingme]

Pulling out all receipts!!

[laylasgeekyside]

Someone, please help me. My mums making me go out for a Bachelorette party! Ew, socialising😞

[thekwikemart]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Screw it

[thebatfaminsta]

One time my five year old sister and I went in a hike in the woods and I told her “now if we come across a bear in here, I will throw myself in front of it and you run away!” And she looked me dead in the eye and said “No sorry I called it.” I was like, “what? You want to die? You’re five!” She just looked into the abyss and said, “I have been here too long.” And honestly? Big Mood.

[candiikismet]

“I have been here too long.” I’m through

[laylasgeekyside]

Lol, I absolutely love my generation!😂

[herculesmulligan-quotes]

Jefferson : Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm ?

Hamilton : If you can ask them without the usual level of stupidity.

[laylasgeekyside]

Lol, I love the Jefferson/Hamilton relationship! I almost ship it!💕😂