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lord send me a mechanic if I'm not beyond repair

[chicknwire]

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

[human-pet-they]

DUDE GRINDR IS AWESOME

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this is happening to me

[segamascott]

when will scientists develop countermeasures for blankets transforming into triangles when the lights out

[themonstrousother-moved]

The Twisted Mirror in The Green Room: Abjection in Shirley Jackson’s The Haunting of Hill House, Enikő Kovács

[lazaruslake]

every time my boss calls me into her office I am immediately certain that this is it this is the moment that she shoots me dead executioner style and what always happens instead is that she says "Sam I have a task that can only be carried out by my 2nd Best BT.... Are You In" and I have to say yes even though it's gonna suck so so bad

[jgthirlwell]

Daniel Lind Ramos at SF MOMA in San Francisco.

[mobydyke]

the nice thing about being at rock bottom is the amount of mountain goats music you have to keep you company

[lazaruslake]

I had a beautiful dream that I was being invited to be a third by zohran mamdani Mayor of New York City

[explicitlyrics]

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[butchboromir]

definitive ranking of all mountain goats songs

every song about an affair

all of the other songs

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[ttnn77]

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

[lazaruslake]

what kind of fucked up brain chemistry do I have that, given 7 solid hours of sleep, 20mg xr Adderall, and 200mg of caffeine, I am still so sleepy tired