Just a birb

Back from hiatus

[lazycowboynerd]

"Am I your Roman Empire, pookie?" - Aryan Simhadri

Salutations!

I'm Nerd, or Birb, or whoever; doesn't really matter, I just won't share my real name lol. I use she/they pronouns, and I'm an ENFJ.

I go EEEEEEEEEEEE when I see something from Last Legacy, The Arcana, MLB, The Nanny, Monk TV, KotLC, or Psych on my dash*

Fantasy, dystopian, sci-fi anything

Love these dudes 🇬🇾🇱🇨

Current status: Wanting to buy a lipstick for some reason

Thing(s) I am currently freaking out about: The Odyssey release, uni next month 😖

Currently reading: How to Do Nothing by Jenny Odell and The Rose Bargain by Sasha Peyton Smith (I just realized that both books included roses on the covers despite have literally nothing else in common loll)

Current earworm: Bad For Business by Sabrina Carpenter

My asks are open!!!!

*There is other media that I also like, but didn't list all of it - we'd be here for years!

"Although I search myself, it's always someone else I see..." - "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me", Elton John and George Michael

Dividers by me!

[ft-rj]

[merrywizardmercantile]

Reblog to remove a homophobe's skin!

[apple-eating-goat]

Get flayed, ya briny bitch

[escuerzoresucitado]

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[2rsquared]

I want a new character

[theprettyboysclub]

Then make one.

[deergirlslut]

Everyone talking about posts that changed their brain chemistry seem to be leaving out this classic, which probably propelled me into activism and more self confidence in a way that I cannot put into words.

[tastefullyoffensive]

👻 @uberjnet

[assiraphales]

genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back

[daily-spooky]

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

[matchadolly]

stop playing it cool, just be passionate and intense and insane and whoever sticks around is meant for you

[importantanimalfacts]

[the-indoor-kites]

[dsmsix]

you go girl! and don’t come back!

[dsmsix]

[lolwtfmemes]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[silly-slacker-person]

Posts that changed the timeline

[catchymemes]

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction