Lazy By Choice

Carlos. 22. Miami. My ask box is always open

[tinkeperi-deactivated20180615]

Tokyo Disney Resort:)

[dfbdbdghngfnfgngfnghfghghfh-dea]

i cant believe you can eat Donald’s ass at Tokyo Disneyland

[zephirumzero-deactivated2018121]

[bogleech]

you’re all going to internet jail

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

In gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)

[c0nji]

Thanks Mad Magazine 😂

[tenacioustomfoolery]

[shencomix]

[horrorsoflife]

[kidslutti-]

Summer mood

[bob-belcher]

[subarucloutback-deactivated2018]

some kid in my class next to me went to their calendar app and set a reminder on january 12th, 2058 at 7pm to die and then just closed it.

[springfieldusa]

[poetic-peroxide]

[gifsboom]

[potedo]

Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiot

[literal-ghost]

Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.

[lindentreeisle]

A kangaroo standing straight up is so deeply unsettling.  It’s like you’re a furry who wished for anthropomorphic animals to be real and then it happened and you’re like NO DO NOT LIKE.

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

Kangaroos are dumb cause females only breed with the ones with the most muscles/testosterone so the entire species is roid raging itself to extinction

[westfriend6546546546565-deactiv]

chad race

[wecanalldobetter]

why’s it so fucking jacked tf

[weakmemes]

Spot the difference. 93% of people can’t

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Okay this site can be mean sometimes but this is really cruel and uncalled for.

The trashcan is far too useful and reliable to be compared to Pai.

[charizord]

[pamhr]

[logisia-deactivated20180425]

[sonypraystation]

why is this a screenshot

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

[wizzardhat]

If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[windwaver]