The real reason he was gone for seven years.
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@leah617
The real reason he was gone for seven years.
i might need my tablet confiscated tbh
tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh
grogu sending SOS’s through the force: [please send help] [my dad and i need help] [if there’s jedi listening] [my dad is very caring] [he’s fighting imperials] [but he can’t keep holding them off] [even if he could totally kick their ass] [he’s been protecting me so much] [he’s afraid of nothing] [he’s also very strong] [won the super darksword] [from evil gideon] [with a stick] [so strong] [so brave] [took out a sand dragon] [on his own] [he’s a real warrior] [big armor] [tough] [so badass] [big hard armor] [but he’s lonely] [lonely warrior dad] [also single] [did i mention big armor?] [please jedi] [dad needs you]
luke, grabbing the tightest Gucci pants he owns: I’m on my way
ok so i got the Cerberus painting in Hades and Zagreus said something abt it “embarrassing several members of the house at once” so i went to look at it and
its baby Zagreus, Meg and Thanatos playing w Cerberus???? holy shit thats adorable
Here’s the official art in full.
AND SKELLY!!!
marina and the diamonds: TV taught me how to feel, now real life has no appeal
me, neurodivergent, has consistently hyperfixated on media ever since i developed cognitive thought:
Me: so anyway, everyone shipped an angel with this monster hunter-
Child: grandma what does this have to do with the 2020 election
Me:
Aizawa Shouta
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memories of youth
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That's something he'd come up with, right?
Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng: Yanli you are the most beautiful and perfect bride imaginable. The stars in the heavens are straight up trash compared to your radiance. Gods weep before you and avert their eyes because they can’t handle how nice your hair looks like that.
Yanli: You two are very cute but clearly biased; also, the person I most want to find me beautiful on my wedding day is my future husband.
Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng:
It is possible that we don’t give Zixuan enough credit for his willingness to put up with this shit.
#Yanli’s continued willingness to look at the yiling patriarch and sandu sengshou #and just be like #babies #MY babies #my darling little angels who are out there being very good boys #their combined body count is hitting the quadruple digits and she’s just like #they’re so industrious #a-xian drew me a picture of their most recent battle and i put it on the fridge #he’s so talented he can pursue art AND necromancy #look in the picture you can see how a-cheng #has learned to #coordinate zidian and sandu so that he can simultaneously neutralize multiple enemy combatants with synchronized #choking and stabbing #so gifted and hard working #i hope they’re remembering to hydrate (presenting to you pure comedy gold by @winepresswrath)