So This Is My Life Now I Guess

Why follow someone interesting when you can follow me! (Giving you life advice since 1874)

[phruit-salad]

we're reaching nuclear levels of gender envy with these awards photos and idk what to do

[skinoutqueen]

I’m tired of rich people spreading positivity in times of crisis. SPREAD SOME FUCKING FUNDS.

[bearie]

hi my name is straightguy contractor and this is my wife blondehair interiordesign and this is our hgtv show, gentrification

[themacword]

I’m honestly waiting for a show where the wife is the contractor and the husband is the interior designer. I’d watch that! #FuckGenderRoles

[wakkanaidream]

no offense but how do you manage to miss the point of a post this badly

[nonbinary-adhd]

if u verbally give me a set of instructions that has more than TWO steps i promise u i will not retain them. the very moment u give me a third instruction my brain is immediately cleared like a fuckin etch a sketch dude pls im begging u write it down for me bc i will NOT remember a word u said if u tell me more than two steps im begging u

[dankmemeuniversity]

[brigittepaulin]

[pulpfanfiction]

goodnight sweet prince

[grimrhythms]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[smute]

i love nailed it

[jameson250]

[kaijuno]

this is such a boomer meme but its so true for us midwestern folks

[theinfiknight]

[pollyjean]

turning feminism from a radical social movement with the capacity to create real change into a fun quirky fandom that you can buy merch for at urban outfitters is one of the worst crimes of late stage capitalism/21st century western individualism. the current state of feminism is damning evidence that there’s no way to kill an activist movement more effectively than commodifying it.

[yoloswag444-deactivated20141017]

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hogtown-salt]

[montereybayaquarium]

No matter what happens in these bizarre internet marketing times, we’ll always be your friendly neighborhood

[lolfactory]

[deborahlutz-blog]

Box for carrying leeches, 19th century.

Source

[fullmetalfisting]

Let’s bring this back

[pileofknives]

Pulling out two leeches in the subway and putting them in my ears like AirPods