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pseudomantis

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a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

phaeton-flier

How about you mind your own damn business

parkchanwoohoo

I've posted about this before but back home at my old job I used to get pho so fucking often that the owners of the place stopped asking me what I wanted and stopped handing me menus when I walked in. After I moved to NY and I could only go back to Chicago like once a year, I sat down and they gave me a menu and I was like "Oh no I already know what I want, can I get--" and they were like OHHH #36 WITH EXTRA NOODLES YOU'RE BACK and I almost cried

slingerapen

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

chronocrump

batneko

Luigi, hours later: "Wait, am I a minion type?"

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parkchanwoohoo

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

lokaror

every mercenary company has got that guy who insists he should fight with two daggers... bro get back in formation and pick up your pike

tovarischgrazhdanin

всем соломы в штаны, всем! всем поголовно!

charlesoberonn

Daughter: You realize this puts you in the top 1% of the top 1%, right? The elite of the elite! That's extremely good.

Father: *glaring at his brand new "#272993 Dad" mug* I still don't like it.

charlesoberonn

Father's Co-Worker: *drinking out of a "#5122653 Dad" mug* How was Father's Day?

Father: *feeling smug* Pretty great, actually.

charlesoberonn

Where are my royalties, Vsauce???

cheacegirl

I think gatekeeping art is such a funny thing like. "Oh so this doodle I just made is art" yes next question. "So video games are art?" yes????? Bitch your essay you wrote on that book you didn't read in English class when you were 10 is art. Painting a fence is art. 2 sentence shitpost on Tumblr is art. Get on my level.