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Acherontia styx

godisafujoshi

Why he do that?

#Insects #Favorites

nanaosdailylife

I'm adapting to life down here.

creachiergh

the proposal minigame stressed me the fuck out but at least it led to the single funniest thing i have ever seen in my life

rainformation

formative years? aren’t they all?

absolutejamer

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

ferricsailor

she is ILLEGAL!!!

batmanshole

YOU THERE. ON PSYCH MEDS. you will wear sunscreen. you will stay in the shade. you will hydrate. you will stay cool and listen to your body. you will wear loose and airy clothes in light colours. you will find ways to make drinking water more fun. you will wear a hat.

be-witching666

if you don’t like tall women….yikes

demilypyro

not to be political on main but i think we should probably be making things easier for people

alexaloraetheris

Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.

So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.

alexaloraetheris

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

alexaloraetheris

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

alexaloraetheris

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

spicyhorror-deactivated20220222

magneatio

fimbry

I'm just. Obsessed. Look at these orange klugii.

Armadillidium klugii "orange"

hunysckle

what if we were in the middle of making out but i told you to keep still? with my hand on your jaw, keeping you in place. lips hovering above yours. keep yours parted just so, and don't move. don't kiss me back while i press my lips to yours, slowly kissing your upper lip before moving to the corner of your mouth, then kissing the other corner. hovering over you again, so close you can feel my breath but you can't do anything about it. kissing you again. and again. and again. slow, deep, loud, wet. eventually licking your upper lip, gently, relishing the way you twitch against my touch. tracing your lower lip now with the tip of my tongue. kissing you again. licking your lip again. over and over, just as slow as when i started teasing you. finally using my hold on your jaw to get your mouth open a little wider, just enough to snake my tongue between your lips and lap at yours. moaning into your mouth. kissing you hungrily, so so messy and needy. taking your face in both of my hands and pulling away to look at you. smiling at how heavily you're breathing after being denied something as simple as kissing me back while i played with your mouth.

go on, then. you can kiss me now.

ace-trainer-alice

however, in the spirit of the scientific method, we will need to try the vibrator not just against the obvious spots like where your wings meet your back but also everywhere else along the wings, too. just to be sure.