Sans titre

[crockpotcauldron]

Boring old werewolf instincts:

Sexual jealousy

Constant aggression

Rigid hierarchy

Must win sports

Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™

Eat people

Cool new werewolf instincts:

There is no five second rule

Corvids are friends

Hang out as a pack

Karaoke

Gotta pee

[mckeelix]

Also consider:

Separation anxiety

Unconditional love and loyalty

Being able to sleep in almost any situation or position

Irresistible urge to chase squirrels and rabbits

Hating the vacuum cleaner

Wanting to do everything with friends

Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door

Long, shouted conversations to other werewolves across the neighborhood (bonus points at 2am)

Taking advantage of any and all free food

Werewolf-vampire solidarity

Fighting any animal that trespasses into the backyard

Boundless energy

Too much energy

Eating out of the trash if it smells tasty

Being bad at sports because you don’t want to let anyone else take the ball from you. Then destroying the ball in front of everyone because you want to make a point

Trying to fight things 10x your size like a fucking idiot

Being unable to hold a grudge for more than a few hours

Trying to make people feel bad for you over mundane things that aren’t actually that bad. And somehow succeeding.

Snoring

Needing to try a bit of your friends’ food, even if you’ve tried it 5645674 times before and have never once liked it

Getting way too friendly with random strangers

Being in a love-hate relationship with water

Digging. For no reason.

Thinking you’re a badass despite being a hyperactive ball of emotions and hedonism

Loud sobbing while pressing yourself up against the sliding glass door at your friends who locked you out because they were tired of your bullshit and wanted some goddamn peace and quiet

[morathor]

Okay this one is a gem:

“ Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door “

[gehayi]

No alpha/beta/omega werewolves because science figured out LONG ago that that concept is, for wolves, incorrect.

[cayliana]

@margoteve @followmetoyourdoom

[harpsicalbiobug]

So most of these are very dog oriented, which makes sense to me, since dogs are just wolves that have co-evolved with us for thousands and thousands of years BUT I wanted to add a few that are wild wolf based:

Multigenerational households!

Kids get really excited when someone comes home with groceries

“I can HELP put away the food!” “Oh, and have you whisk away the ice cream like last week? I’m fine, dear.”

Love to travel and follow food trends

Mostly very social and must have roommates/family/significant other/kids/friends around

However, not uncommon to travel alone for periods of time, especially after leaving home

Big friendly communal meals with lots of ritual around who gets served in what order

“Let grandma take her pick of the turkey first. It’s respectful, and she won’t take kindly to you cutting the line.”

Full pantries, stocking up on basics, the kind of people who always have extra oatmeal, or batteries, or a jump cable

Can hold conversations using body language and eye contact without saying a word

Cuddlers, especially with the social group

Yelling to get everyone to gather, and phone chains for anyone who lives further away

Lots of singing, the pack has a bunch of favorite songs that everyone knows by heart, and some may be song writers

“Can you smell this? Does this smell weird? Does this smell good?”

Lots of candles and incense with unusual scents

Passing houses and farms and land down through generations

Love home renovation

Communal child care and sometimes communal nursing

Kids are all really into wrestling and being outside

When someone is ready to leave the household, the younger they leave the further they tend to travel. Someone who leaves at 18 might go to another country, but someone who leaves at 26 might just move a town away.

Whether someone moves far or close to home, it’s not unusual to move back in at home a few times before settling down

“You know the futon is always open for you. Your cousins are in your old bedroom, but you’re always welcome!”

Kinda grumpy about neighbors pushing property boundaries

“Why do they have to let the damn mulberry tree hang over OUR driveway?”

Good endurance runners

Late walks at night, naps in the middle of the day

Really playful, especially with kids

Lots of rough housing and board game nights!

[monstersandmaw]

I’ve been looking for the one with the wolf-aspects added for a while and I found it again! Reblogging for A+ extra wolfy content!

[catto-kun]

@theosartisticthematics

[thecreativegraveyard]

I love love love everything about this

[pocketyhat]

@dserpentes

[sindri42]

https://tapas.io/episode/1559785

[dovewithscales]

I love everything about this

[1000storyideas]

Ambient sounds for writers

Find the right place to write your novel… 

Nature

Arctic ocean

Blizzard in village

Blizzard in pine forest

Blizzard from cave

Blizzard in road

Beach

Cave

Ocean storm

Ocean rocks with rain

River campfire

Forest in the morning

Forest at night

Forest creek

Rainforest creek

Rain on roof window

Rain on tarp tent

Rain on metal roof

Rain on window

Rain on pool

Rain on car at night

Seaside storm

Swamp at night

Sandstorm

Thunderstorm

Underwater

Wasteland

Winter creek

Winter wind

Winter wind in forest

Howling wind

Places

Barn with rain

Coffee shop

Restaurant with costumers

Restaurant with few costumers

Factory

Highway

Garden

Garden with pond and waterfall

Fireplace in log living room

Office 

Call center

Street market

Study room from victorian house with rain

Trailer with rain

Tent with rain

Jacuzzi with rain

Temple

Temple in afternoon

Server room

Fishing dock

Windmill

War

Fictional places

Chloe’s room (Life is Strange)

Blackwell dorm (Life is Strange)

Two Whales Diner (Life is Strange)

Star Wars apartment (Star Wars)

Star Wars penthouse (Star Wars)

Tatooine (Star Wars)

Coruscant with rain (Star Wars)

Yoda’s hut with rain ( Star Wars)

Luke’s home (Star Wars)

Death Star hangar (Star wars)

Blade Runner city (Blade Runner)

Askaban prison (Harry Potter)

Hogwarts library with rain (Harry Potter)

Ravenclaw tower (Harry Potter)

Hufflepuff common room (Harry Potter)

Slytherin common room (Harry Potter)

Gryffindor common room (Harry Potter)

Hagrid’s hut (Harry Potter)

Hobbit-hole house (The Hobbit)

Diamond City (Fallout 4)

Cloud City beach (Bioshock)

Founding Fathers Garden (Bioshock)

Things

Dishwasher

Washing machine

Fireplace

Transportation

Boat engine room

Cruising boat

Train ride

Train ride in the rain

Train station

Plane trip

Private jet cabin

Airplane cabin

Airport lobby

First class jet

Sailboat

Submarine

Historical

Fireplace in medieval tavern

Medieval town

Medieval docks

Medieval city

Pirate ship in tropical port

Ship on rough sea

Ship cabin

Ship sleeping quarter

Titanic first class dining room

Old west saloon

Sci-fi

Spaceship bedroom

Space station

Cyberpunk tearoom

Cyberpunk street with rain

Futuristic server room

Futuristic apartment with typing

Futuristic rooftop garden 

Steampunk balcony rain

Post-apocalyptic

Harbor with rain

City with rain

City ruins turned swamp

Rusty sewers

Train station

Lighthouse

Horror

Haunted mansion

Haunted road to tavern

Halloween

Stormy night

Asylum

Creepy forest

Cornfield

World

New York

Paris

Paris bistro

Tokyo street

Chinese hotel lobby

Asian street at nightfall

Asian night market

Cantonese restaurant

Coffee shop in Japan

Coffee shop in Paris

Coffee shop in Korea

British library

Trips, rides and walkings

Trondheim - Bodø

Amsterdam - Brussels

Glasgow - Edinburgh

Oxford - Marylebone

Seoul - Busan

Gangneung - Yeongju

Hiroshima

Tokyo metro

Osaka - Kyoto

Osaka - Kobe

London

São Paulo

Seoul

Tokyo

Bangkok

Ho Chi Minh (Saigon)

Alps

New York

Hong Kong

Taipei

[guysimbeingfollowed]

Beautiful

[queerenbian-deactivated20190515]

@icanneverbesatisfied @maybe-mikala I HAVE FOUND THE ULTIMATE RESOURCE

[icanneverbesatisfied]

I LOVE YOU FOR THIS

[queerenbian-deactivated20190515]

HONESTLY I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW

[sketchbookthingz-deactivated201]

omg @luvmesumsherlock

[therestlesswitch]

These are also magnificent for spellwork, meditation, rituals, and all your witchy goings on that could benefit from a certain ambiance.

[lehenne]

Since as far as I can remember, I always accepted that if no-one ever expressed their love for me, it was simply because I was the fat, ugly little girl. Of course no-one would ever fall in love withe the fat little girl. So when a boy told me he loved me in fifth grade, I naturally assumed he was kidding. He was simply waiting for me to tell him I loved him back so he could go to his friends and laugh at my expense "haha look at her, that fat girl really thought someone loved her!" I think that idea came from every cartoon ever, the assumption that boys loved girls and told them, and girls simply waited for a boy to tell them as much.

I never questioned if I ever returned the sentiment. But a small part of me wondered ; I can't confront him : what if he actually loves me? I would break his heart if I told him "I know you're lying, I know you just want to break my heart and then make fun of me with your friends". So I just accepted his drawing (the things he drew best, a super sayian and that S™, you know the one), and a pretty little rock he found on our way to the cinema, it had the form of a heart. I accepted the gifts with suspicion, but with a smile.

I never asked myself if I loved him back.

I kept assuming no-one could love the ugly fat girl in high school. That if someone tried to make me think they did, they were just trying to make fun of me.

A few years back, a guy at my formation center asked me "why don't you have a boyfriend?"

"well, isn't obvious?" I answer, showing my whole self with a gesture . He frowns, and I think 'bless his heart, he doesn' t want to hurt my feelings, I'm obviously fat and ugly, but he's nice, he won't say so'

"I don't get it, you're cool, you're funny, you're nice and clever." and me to answer,

"dude, you said so yourself the other days, I'm 'one of the boys'. Nobody ever thinks of me as girlfriend material, I'm the cool dude to hang around with." Also, I'm ugly and fat, but I keep that to myself, because nowadays, if you say that, it's no longer a statement of a fact, it's a call for attention from the attention whore that all women are. 'Oh don't say that, you' re not fat, blah blah blah.' Dude, i' m clinically borderline obese. I'm not saying I'm fat for the attention. It's just a fact. I've always been fat.

I never asked myself if I loved anyone myself.

And then six months later, I read the word on pinterest, from a Tumblr post ;

'asexual - a lack of sexual attraction' .

What?

There's a word? It's... A thing? An actual thing, like, other people never wondered if they loved anyone back? What the hell?

I'm not just the fat ugly girl that no-one loved back and if they did, it was to make fun of me. I'm just the girl that doesn't love anyone because she's asexual.

Holy shit.

I spend months reading everything I can on the subject. Aromantic. Sex-repulsed. Agender ?... I buy a black ring, and and assorted white one for the opposite middle finger, for the aromantic rep. I'm happy.

But.. Maybe, you know, there this doubt, always this fucking doubt. What if I'm a fraud? An attention seeker, a snowflake. I'll probably meet someone one day. After all, I find some men's faces very pretty, interesting's the word I'd rather use. But... That's what attraction is, maybe. I'm a fraud.

I tell my cousin, because we tell each other everything, but I quickly change the subject. I don't think he gets what it means, and how can I be sure I haven't just met the right person, right?

"okay, whatever."

And then a leap in the dark, I tell my inebriated homophobic mother I'm ace, because she won't stop sharing the details of her sex life with an excuse as weak as "come on, no-one want to hear that from their parents." She suggests that I get raped to loosen up. She spits out that she'd have "preferred I was a fuckin' homo ! "

She forgets everything in the morning, thank whatever needs to be thanked.

Maybe I'll meet someone.

Then I tell my coworker. He's lovely about it, we joke around, make puns, it feels great.

I guess I'm ace right? If I find the right person, whatever, I'll cross that bridge when I get to it!

Then one evening, I throw myself out there, because my cousin just came as bisexual to my brother and his fiancée. I figure, if anyone can be accepting, it's them. She's bisexual as well.

I explain the ace spectrum. She says, "wait a minute, I might be gray-ace, is that what I have to type to look it up later?"

"Yes, I'm glad you could find this out about yourself." It's nice, we change the subject quickly thought, because when I suggest my cousin could be Grey too, because he actually described being uninterested for lengths at a time, he says "I don't think so, it doesn't mean anything, it's just how it is."

Oh. Okay.

By then, I'm sure. I'm ace. I'm proud. I won't 'meet someone one day'. There's no-one to meet. I'm ace!

I bring my sister to school, and having a square jaw, short hair, a big motorbike coat, I get called a guy a lot. Makes me smile. One of my sister's comrades asks her;

"Is this your brother?"

"no, she's my sister."

"oh."

The next day, she comes back from school and tells me;

"the boy came back to ask me if you were gay. I told him no, my sister's normal." ouch.

"what d'you mean, normal?"

"you know... Hetero."

"well that's not very nice. Plus..." I hesitate, but I don't like that talk in her mouth. I didn't raise no homophobe. "I'm not actually hetero, I don't like boys, so in your face."

"...Oh..."

"But you're right, I don't like girls either."

"who do you like then?"

"no-one."

"so... You're... Nonsexual then?"

"shit, you're almost there, it's 'asexual'."

"han. Okay." And that's the end of that. Who said explaining LGBT to kids was hard?

So I retell that story to my cousin. Because we tell each other everything.

"Well but you could still meet someone one day, or it might be because of your depression or your social anxiety, you know? When you finish your therapy, maybe you'll feel different."

"... But... I've never felt anything for anyone. That's the definition of asexual."

"no but, you know, you'll find someone."

....

How dare he. I've fought so hard against my own insecurities to finally accept myself. Of all the people that could have told me that why him? Why did he betray me like that. I don't even have the strength to contradict him,

" I guess you're right..." I end.

I don't have the strength to bring back the conversation. To tell him all of this. Because I'll fucking melt crying and that won't do, because what if he doesn't want to accept it? How can I keep facing him for the rest of our lives? He's one of the only constant people in my life, I can't afford to have my heart broken by him.

I'm ace, for fuck's sake!

[pens-swords-stuff]

Looking for more writeblr friends!

I don’t know how it’s possible that I follow so many blogs and I really don’t have a lot of writing content on my dash… (well, anything incompetent is possible with tumblr i guess)

So reblog if you’re a writeblr and I’ll go check out your blog!

If you see a follow from @undinisms, that’s me :)

I’d appreciate it if you could come look at mine as well!

[lehenne]

I needed some visual reference for a description in a fanfiction of mine. And I find it freaking col, so I wanted to share it

edit : I remade it with aquarelle pencils because the previous coloring was atrocious and didn’t make it justice

[lehenne]

‘Ben knows Klaus is ready to do anything to survive. Back in their teenage years to avoid the apocalypse, and forced to flee from their childhood home, the other siblings start to slowly realise the extent of Klaus' fucked up survival instincts. But Ben won't let it come to that.’

Alright, so I’ve been debating about putting a link to my fanfic, but I figured, a lot of people have told me they liked it, and I mean, why not right ?

So, huh, yeah, enjoy :)

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

I spent like 15 hours on this.

[fuckingrecipes]

*impressed slow clap*

[brendan-j-harkin-deactivated201]

This was ridiculously pleasing to read out loud. 

[rhube]

This is a legitimately fine poem. I say so with my BA in English and Philosophy and my PhD. It’s DAMN HARD to write something like this. Be impressed, yo.

[naamahdarling]

Transcript of poem in screenshot:

First the cracker batter baker bakes a cracker batter batch then the cracker batter mixer door will open and unlatch so the batter mixer nozzle can descend onto the patch where the cracker batter spreads out for the nozzle to attach.

When the cracker mixer nozzle sprays the cracker batter spray and the cracker batch emulsion lies a-soaking in its haze then the cracker batter mixer starts to stir up all the glaze that the final cracker stacker needs to lubricate the way.

Once the cracker stacker handle stacks the cracker batter squares then the cracker batter’s hardened into double stacks of pairs. Now the cracker separator breaks the crackers in the stackers so the wrappers on the stackers fit the finished stacking crackers. Then they’re distributed to Wal-Mart.

[naamahdarling]

I forgot about this magnificent poem, and you probably did too. Here it is again.

I highly recommend trying to read it aloud, it feels delightful and is almost impossible.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Thank you @naamahdarling for transcribing!!

[misterfoghatswildride]

First try read, awesome! (Finally my MFA and all that time spent reading Latin poetry was useful for something.)

[naamahdarling]

It is criminal that this doesn’t have more notes as it’s one of the most delightful feats of poetry I have ever seen.

[theperksofbeingbarbie]

concept

18 year old Klaus Hargreeves going to Rocky Horror Picture Show dressed as Dr. Frank-N-Furter

IMAGINE KLAUS IN THIS

THE ATTITUDE. THE SWAG. THE CONFIDENCE.

[lehenne]

I’m on a streak, and I had to draw this, so here you are

[lehenne]

I have golden paint laying around in my room, so I had to draw them

[thesevenumbrellas]

Have you seen Nonbinary Five? I personally headcannon they use all pronouns, but also he mostly with strangers, they sometimes but it feels wrong, and if she feels like she pronouns she really only tells people she's close to. Also if you think they don't wear skirts you're sadly mistaken, nothing like Klaus and never super in your face but a black skirt with a white button up or a yellow skirt with a black long sleeve is totally their style

Loving this

I think we need some art work if anyone is willing?

[lehenne]

Yeah, so I had to do it.

[cchaiart]

NO REPOSTING

I read Ben’s description again and I noticed it said monsterS, so I wondered what else he has besides tentacles(also stepping out of my comfort zone and trying creature/monster designing). I made two versions but one with younger Ben(that I lost motivation to finish lol)

[ketonicoxygen]

Bookshop Opening Hours

I open the shop on most weekdays about 9:30 or perhaps 10am. While occasionally I open the shop as early as 8, I have been known not to open until 1, except on Tuesday. I tend to close about 3:30pm, or earlier if something needs tending to. However, I might occasionally keep the shop open until 8 or 9 at night, you never know when you might need some light reading. On days that I am not in, the shop will remain closed. On weekends, I will open the shop during normal hours unless I am elsewhere. Bank holidays will be treated in the usual fashion, with early closing on Wednesdays, or sometimes Fridays. (For Sundays see Tuesdays).

A.Z. Fell, Bookseller

[neil-gaiman]

Reblogging because I hoped when I wrote it that someone somewhere would freeze frame and read it.

[lehenne]

So about Good omens

 I’ve been thinking, couldn’t the bit about Crowley sleeping through the nineteenth century be a nod to that volcanic erruption that provoked a volcanic winter for I can’t remember how long (you know, the one during which frankenstein was written because the author got bored of being holed inside for so long). And since Crowley is a snake, him sleeping during that winter would make sense ?

[starfleetacademy]

shut up aziraphale’s true form is scary as fuck NOT because it’s not cool but because crowley will be getting milk from the fridge in the middle of the night and he’ll look left and it’s just hundreds of glowing eyes awakening from the depths of the hallway and a disembodied voice is like “my dear boy this is the final time you drink straight from the carton”

[lehenne]

I did a thing

[stayfrostyklaus]

Vanya, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me.

Klaus, eating a burrito and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden six inch heels: WEAK

[lehenne]

okay so my hand slipped, hope you like it (changed klaus' line, i feel it fits him better that way) :

[sepulchritude]

Do new ace people these days know about black rings?

[lehenne]

been wearing mine for about a year now :) i have the matching white one on the other hand as an aromantic ring

[umberarts]

PHEW FINALLY, these took way too long but here’s some pride-inspired environments!! I’m not super used to working with palettes this way but it was still fun to try. sorry if I missed yours– I tried to get as many as I could but I was def running low on ideas/energy towards the end