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Imagine if astrology was real and astrophysicists realized that instead of building telescopes, you could do observations by just handing out out a ton of surveys. First detection of gravitational waves comes decades earlier in 1997, after a study of 300,000 sagitarius women finds than they break up with their boyfriends 23 minutes earlier than the cosmic baseline would suggest.
If nothing else we should thank the Byzantine Empire for giving us a sneak peek at what living for thousands and thousands of years in Claudetopia will do to our sense of personal continuity
sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself
children think farts are funny. fart jokes in children's media are probably not there to appeal to adults with fart fetishes
"people who regularly get sunburns." Is there a word for those?
I think you're looking for white here but asian and native american people are also quite susceptible to sunburn. so are black people, although less so than other races.
this is the best thing that could ever have happened to him i mean they
I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter
good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week
Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips
It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with
This pizza was made over here in Brazil and I’m happy to inform everyone that the method they used to get the toppings over the whole dough evenly is just slightly less funny than what the last poster in the thread suggested:
They hovered a guy over it using a crane and maneuvered him around by pushing him with a pole.
So because I used to work with a lot of young men, I've seen/read a lot of manosphere shit (genuinely I had to know what a sneako is for work) and read/watched a lot of opinion pieces on the manosphere.
Something I notice is, when men discuss the manosphere, they either centre the reason boys fall down that pipeline on some inner weakness or defectiveness of the boy, ie. "they're just autistic weirdos who want rules for women because they can't get their dick wet," or they centre the reason on women, "feminism had made women too woke, mean and impossible to socialise with."
What I noticed while working is that every single little Tate goblin I had to work with had conservative parents, and I have never once seen that aspect of all this discussed. Boys will reflect the social norms they are raised in within their household. The biggest preventative for manosphere bullshit I saw in the boys I worked with was a dad who isn't a fuckwit and a household that isn't LARPing the 1960s.
Blaming disabled people and women for shit men do instead of the men in the immediate vicinity with an active role in the situation seems to be a trend.
I hate the videoification of everything. If I have to hear one more video of someone speaking closely into their shitty mic and I have to have all their yucky wet mouth noises and plosives and nose whistles and throat clearings and sniffles I am going to dig a vertical hole the exact dimensions of my body and I’m going to slither in head first
as someone with misophonia, the widespread popularization of asmr audio editing + people that are being pushed to make video content with no formal training and have no idea how to edit their audio (ex college professors, average joe tiktokers, etc) is literally my nightmare scenario. this is hell I am in hell
this is actually the last straw for me I need to start sending people emails
the nagical apple and soon the 7 Dorf
the nagical apple and soon the 7 Dorf.
Sometimes a video will cross my FYP that reminds me that there are people living completely different lives that mine
I just saw a TikTok from someone who says he somehow did DMT wrong and now he's been permabanned from the realm of the Machine Elves (category of hallucinated entity commonly reported by people who take DMT, much as the Hat Man is associated with hallucinations from taking benadryl)
I then did some searching and this apparently a thing? That has been reported by multiple people? Apparently multiple different people have taken hallucinagens over the years only to then have visions where the Machine Elves declare their vibes rancid and psychically slap them sober, which has some of them deeply concerned cause some spirtual circles believe that the Machine Elf Realm is the afterlife, so they're worried their souls are gonna be left to wander the Earth after they die
I do not believe any of this to be remotely real, but this is definitely a "this would be funny if you weren't so genuinely distressed" situation
