OH HI

Leslie Pham. SoCal. 22. This blog is a record of goals and aspirations. That alone would be boring so I'll sprinkle in a bit of my humor.

[histrionic-hero]

[trjoel]

Lmao

[elaxisfae]

[nostrem]

[zackisontumblr]

wow she didn’t sign the dog’s name this year

my mom when she read my aunt’s christmas card (via zackisontumblr)

[labias]

[foulserpent]

me: (listens to ‘take on me’)

me, who was not alive in the 80s: god this really brings me back

[kim-jiho]

[hashtagloveloses]

they played “i’ll stop the world and melt with you” in stranger things and my mom was like “i love that song” and i was like “me too!” and she was like “how TF do you know that song?!” and i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was from the cinematic masterpiece of our time, Sky High (2005).

[memorian]

I love Guillermo del Toro.

[jewlsies]

Guys don't like that much makeup.

then I suggest they just stick to a lightweight bb cream and mascara

[sobeitjayt]

You gotta accept that some people just dont want you 

[sobeitjayt]

and that they out they damn mind cause you a great catch

[equated]

“remember that time in 7th grade when you-“

[leslliieex]

@hilarynguyenn the dodgeball story

[leslliieex]

Pretty lights

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

me after taking 4 flintstones gummies

[intoasylum]

when someone brings up your celebrity crush in a casual conversation and you have to play it cool

[dogmuzzle-deactivated20170328]

me at the dentist

dentist: when was the last time you flossed?

me: bro u were THERE

[halzatron]

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

If the Cubs win tonight, we’re officially in the timeline where Timmy Turner is never born.

[cerastes]

And so we are.