Lacey 🦇

feeding my iwtv hyperfixation

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Begging for someone to draw this as Armand reading interview with the vampire

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SOMEONE ON TWITTER FINALLY DID IT!!!!!

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Being an Armand fan means that you have to hate him at some point. Like Armand as his own character is fine but when I think of him in regards to Louis and Claudia I’d like to curse his entire bloodline

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Rereading tvl and the complete rush of euphoria I get every time Armand is mentioned needs to be studied in a lab

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The category is characters compared to botticellis angels

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My friends: I’m so happy it’s October soon! I love Halloween and pumpkin spice and-

Me, visibly shaking and sweating while thinking of how many kinktober fics I’m going to read: y, yeha Halloween. Pumkinp Spice

[lesmandshooter]

“The books are so problematic!” Omg there’s incestuous themes in your vampiric gothic horror??? Should we tell everybody? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Stephanie Meyer

[johnlockifconvenient]

Imagine season 3 Lestat trying to be respectful/not push Louis for anything relationship-wise, so Louis like “oh. I guess Lestat is not insane about me anymore :(“ meanwhile Lestat is gnawing at the bars of his enclosure desperate for his Louis enrichment time

[wizardpink]

Thinking about the fear that Armand experiences in QOTD when all the Shit Is Going Down and there's a fair to middling chance they're all going to die, and the way the show has set up events going forward with Armand and Daniel already seperated post turning and how I just

really

want

post Akasha plot line, when Daniel and Louis and Lestat have all made it out alive, for Armand to just start laughing, until it devolves into crying. Like fully fucking SOBBING, maybe in front of all of them, maybe just with Daniel, who is like "...are you okay?" and Armand chokes out that he's just so happy. Like the last 80 years have just been so stressful and eventful and then the last five years were just a fucking marathon of crisis after crisis after clusterfuck, and all the stress just built and built until it crescendoed to "I and everyone I love is about to die," and then they didn't! And Armand and Louis aren't trapped in a loveless marriage, and Lestat is back in their lives again, and Daniel isn't dying anymore and he's finally one of them, and the evil queen of vampires is dead, and Armand is so RELIEVED.

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I’m going to print this out and frame it on my wall.

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I don’t usually fall back into old hyperfixations but ever so occasionally I feel the dsmp lore crawl over my veins and nestle it’s way into my brain for warmth in the night, only to be gone once the beings who currently occupy my mind start to recognize the scent of another animal on their territory.

[lesmandshooter]

They are heathcliff and Cathy to me

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Thought about modern au armandaniel raising sybelle and benji

[homoautoerotic]

it's 1978 and Armand discovers the American concept of a "road trip," and naturally demands that Daniel take him on one. they rent a shitty minivan from the 60s that can't reach any highway speed limit and set off. Armand steps out in a silk bandana tied around his head, oversized sunglasses, driving gloves, and a wide brimmed hat ("sun protection, Daniel") and Daniel's so flustered from that he forgets to deny Armand's request to drive. Armand cannot drive modern cars but seems to think that because he's ridden a vespa he's qualified to operate any vehicle. he severely fucks up the whole stick shift of it all and Daniel has to put his foot down and take over before Armand actually crashes them into another car. to make him feel better about being a queer who can't drive, Daniel flips on the radio to a top hits station so Armand can instead feel up to date with the current tunes, and they sing along to Take a Chance on Me by Abba. Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush comes on after and Armand mind gifts the radio disk jockey into only playing Wuthering Heights for the rest of their drive and compares Kate Bush to Simone de Beauvoir.

[and-fishing-equipment]

i've started reading tvl and no amount of posts telling me there's a "huge tonal shift" could have prepared me for this HUGE TONAL SHIFT this is the funniest fucking thing i've ever read it genuinely goes like:

louis, narrator of iwtv: as i wandered the streets of paris, i wished most of all for death. i had called to god, to satan, anyone, to find meaning in it all. but for an evil creature such as myself there is no place in this world. there can be no love where this evil lies. it was as though a veil separated me from all that could be good and righteous. i did not deserve to love and be loved in return, not by claudia, lestat, armand. to attempt it would be a sisyphean task, a fools tale. and yet...... the need for hole from armand was so great. greater was only the need for........ living human blood.

lestat, narrator of tvl: hey guys, my name is lestat, you may know me because i'm really hot and sexy. english isn't my first language so sorry if i make any mistakes!! okay here's my story: after rotting beneath the earth for decades, my hot and sexy body has finally risen from the ground. i used to be depressed, but now i'm slutting it up again in the 20th century! first thing i did was get some (hot and sexy) new clothes and then wore them while riding my (hot and sexy) motorcycle and listening to bach on my sony walkman. while i was watching this super niche indie film (you've probably not heard of it) "apocalypse now" i realized that i'm so evil that i shouldn't exist. but then i realized what could make me deserve to live on this planet: rock n roll music.

[drugstoreperfumemp3]

i love it here

[disregardandfelicity]

The way Armand talks to the people he’s killing is craaaazy.

[sonofcelluloid]

Daniel, darling, it’s come to my attention your readers have dubbed our coupling “The Devil’s Minion”. Why have they done this, Daniel? I am no devil. Nor do I see any resemblance between yourself and those little yellow fellows from the picture shows. I find the title reductive. They should call us “Beautiful Angels in Genuine Eternal Love”. What? Don’t laugh! No, I didn’t mean for the acronym to be BAGEL!! Stop calling us BAGEL at once, Daniel!!! You’ve mocked my earnesty for the last time.

[sonofcelluloid]

Some of you will never understand what it’s like to be called the Devil’s Minion when you are really Beautiful Angels in Genuine Eternal Love… and it shows. Siri send reblog Siri post reblognnbpo

[bubbletinii]

Actually, Daniel does remind me of a minion..