Letomi

what am I doing ○ prev handles were silverletomi and letomisilver ○ 35, f, terfs and minors DNI

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[letomimusic]

oh man

so I was going through my old screenshots and found these... sry for image quality but, uh, enjoy!

For reasons I hope are obvious, I did not click the link.

And then, because I never clicked the link, I got a new message!

And then I never heard back.

Knowing what I know now about how many people behind scams are essentially slaves, I don't think I'd end the conversation the same way. I definitely would keep typing "BARB I'M DRIVING" though.

[tiktoks-for-my-besties]

[alexaloraetheris]

My favorite brand of people are musicians who hear Rush Fucking E, which isn't technically meant to be played by a human at all, and immediately picking up their instrument and going 'bet'.

[thememedaddy]

[penny-anna]

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

[portiaadams]

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

[kelssiel]

[letomimusic]

[anexperimentallife]

[anexperimentallife]

[orisnitsa]

No one:

Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:

[itsmeimcathy]

March: *starts*

Tumblr:

[mollybeenoel]

By Momoire

[swagophile]

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[socialistexan]

[trankinstein]

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.