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sandmandaddy69

chronivore

apolladay

correlatedcontents

it's so magical when they trust you enough to perch on you

toxetta

me checking this dumb stupid idiot app everyday like there's a daily login bonus

djoswiftie

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

sukimas

so i have a cousin in med school studying to become a sturgeon but i honestly think there's something fishy about the credentials of the program they're in

bluebeesknees

To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!

And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!

dogwoodbite

[ID: a phone tucked in very cozy in a perfectly fitting wooden doll-size canopy bed with floral motifs. it has a little dishtowel as a blanket /End ID]

lambdaupsilon

brain: slartibartfast

me: huh?

brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?

me: yeah, what about it?

brain: yeah

thotboyfriend

ahotknife

the enormity of my desire disgusts me

ahotknife

weird al yankovic in the notes on this post

mothcub

Mutual recognition.

cungadero

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf