WELCOME TO MY GAY(i)ness

My only talents are getting sunburnt in 1 second, and crying. I have a very big bone to pick with milk-drinkers because ew

[mysticarcanum]

someone remake da2 but every single person’s voice is just varric trying to sound different

[ournameisfun]

Haven: *gets buried under a mountain after being attacked by Corypheus*

Herald of Andraste: this is so sad, Mother Giselle play The Dawn Will Come

[savleighm]

[lesbianshepard]

if a professor brags about how hard it is to pass their class then drop the class. they should not be proud of being bad at conveying information to students. you’re not paying thousands of dollars to fail. find a professor that wants you to pass.

[kruelkairos]

as a college instructor I approve this message

[markv5]

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[jetsetwife]

welcome to ihop

[memelzebub]

[jetsetwife]

welcome to ihop

[memelzebub]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via SilviuMajor)

[shakenawake-deactivated20161107]

This is from r/shittypokestops and it’s the most cursed image I’ve ever seen

[killing-the-prophet]

A woman dressed in a traditional Ukrainian embroidered shirt holds her cat as she take part in an embroidered shirt parade in central Kiev, Ukraine, on May 27, 2017. Gleb Garanich

[polishwife]

i thought they were addressing the cat as a woman

[actual-haise]

Attack commences in 30 seconds

[racial]

honestly no joke no lie but post malone is actually so sexy 

[souldew]

yeah if ur a crack head ‪i‬ guess ‪i‬ can see the appeal

[onlyblackgirl]

[awesome-picz]

Meet Japanese Grumpy Cat, Who Is Even Grumpier Than The Original One.

[dinkywinks]

this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours

[talxns]

in infinity war loki survives and stays with thor but he’s just a snake the entire time just draped across thor’s shoulders and when they come to earth everyone is like hey thor cool snake how’d you get a snake in space and thor is like thanks it’s my brother

[eroscestlavie]

the avengers: wheres thor

thor, walking in after losing absolutely everything except his shitheel sibling:

[talxns]

avengers: thor we need you to help defeat thanos

thor:

[bahtmun-deactivated20240623]

Have any of your friendships ever ended because you were always the first one to talk to someone and one day you stopped to see if they would talk to you first and they never did so you just stopped talking to each other?

[vam-pire-les-tat]

Hey so I see this post a lot on my dash, and so I’m gonna take this moment to say something about it. When you are always the one initiating contact or hangouts with your friends, then it sets up a certain expected dynamic between the two of you. And so when you stop contacting them, they may be so used to you being the one who reaches out that when you don’t, they’ll assume it’s just because you’re busy. Or because you no longer want to hang out with /them/. So instead of just cutting off contact, talk to your friends. Let them know that you feel like you’re the one always making plans. You’ll be surprised at the number of them willing to make a change to help you feel more appreciated and loved. People can’t read minds. If you don’t tell them what you need or how you feel, then they’ll never know.

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

D&D character concept:

a bard who plays this

[mukuharakazui]