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So mic is basically dating the equivalent of Tony hawk? Mr nerd boy is dating some dude who is ONLY recognizable when holding a skateboard?????
the tony hawk effect
The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.
THE NOTES ARE BROKEN! This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”
“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”
Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”
Alright, here are my guesses:
Duality of Man - Virgin vs Chad
Death Blithely Accepted - “I’m in danger”
Unwise Desire - Distracted Boyfriend
Not to be Spoken - loss.jpg
Explaining to the Uncaring - Explaining to My Mom
Rage to the Unrepentant - Yelling at Cat
Easy Choice, Unwise Decision - Two Buttons
Scholarly Ignorance - “Is this a pigeon?”
Rejection and Acceptance - Drake No/Yes
I’m frothing at the mouth
if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it.
You missed some of the best ones
the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.
But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.
How could you forget this one though
I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.
someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do?
Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for.
So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it.
Art world is not thrilled with that.
Enter Stuart Semple.
Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something.
Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything.
Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink”
Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments.
Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy.
He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide.
Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0.
So I think we can guess who got the better deal.
And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated.
…But not quite.
Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer.
No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi.
The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more.
Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own.
So that’s been the art world for the last two years.
Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack.
Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday.
Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.”
ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT!
I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life
im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands
Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page:
Two things:
1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post.
2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple
I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person.
Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor
He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god
It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor.
An older project, but he also did this:
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oh dude hes metal as fuck
Every addition to this post is better than the last.
Me, being gay and having my blood drawn: so…what do you need my blood for again?
Stuart Semple: gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it.
Me:
Me: :)
Be a Stuart Semple in 2020. Use your petty to inspire and drive you.
to my friends in red states, please stay safe and watch out for each other. stay inside and avoid going out if you don’t need to. not to stir up fear in the wake of victory, but there are numerous watchdog organizations warning people — especially black and trans folks — to expect a sharp uptick in violence and tension. the naacp has issued a warning to black people in missouri to STAY INSIDE, STAY TOGETHER, STAY SAFE. check on your friends. stay informed. if you aren’t following them already, check out the naacp website and watchdog organizations to keep an eye on things in your area.
to white folks, this is a time for you to celebrate as well, but things are far from over. reach out to your poc and trans friends, particularly your black and trans friends, and check on them and make sure they feel safe. DO NOT STOP DONATING TO PAYPALS AND GOFUNDMES. CONTINUE SHARING RESOURCES AND INFORMATION. CONTINUE PARTICIPATING IN COMMUNITY AID. electing biden did not simultaneously wipe out the issues many marginalized communities are facing. YOUR PART IN THIS IS NOT OVER BECAUSE THIS FIGHT IS NOT OVER. continue spreading
to succinctly sum up the energy we need to cultivate going forward:
you can reblog this. white people can and should reblog this. likes do nothing for us.
So, I'm going to make a few more headcannon posts, some about ships, some about other charecters, but yeah you guys like my Clone High stuff apparently and I have been thinking about it non stop so why not
Today we are talking about one of my personal favorite ships
JFGogh aka JFK × Van Gogh
❤JFK is horrible at focusing and tries to listen to Van talk about art but gets lost really easily. However, when Van is feeling down he does his absolute best to listen and gives it all of his effort.
🤍Van mostly drinks coffee and root beer, but since JFK drinks mountain dew a lot Van started buying them for John when he comes over and started to drink them when he feels sad
🧡Van pretty much always has paint on his hands and face and sometimes while Van is painting John will put matching "war paint" on their faces.
💙JFK loves to model for Van and he has a bunch of Van's painting above his bed. He also keeps a few in his backpack and shows them to people even though Van gets really nervous.
❤Van painted John's nails once (Van regularly paints his nails back) and John looked at his nails all the time for a week until the nail polish wore off.
🤍JFK posts photos of Van to social media but he is the only one who knows about Van's social media. Van actually has a good following for his paintings.
🧡Van made him and John matching bracelets and neither of them go anywhere without them.
💙JFK tried to beat up Gandhi after hearing what he did on the crisis hotline, but Van insisted that he was fine and that Jack didn't need to do anything. JFK still made fun of Gandhi but didn't get physically violent cause he didn't want to make Van feel bad.
Hope you all like them! These are all just my opinions and you are definitely free to disagree with them or have your own opinions
me when clone high
When the tags on a fic you’re reading get updated
I’ve never seen a picture of junji ito in my life but I can only assume this is him because that sentence instantly gave me flashbacks
shane madej giving the gays everything we want
the DELIVERY
Shakespeare would write this
THAT’S THE BITCH FROM THE TAKING OUT THE TRASH VIDEO
That Thor voice fuckin’ one-shotted me
Jared, 19, is the king’s half brother?!
jared,19 the bastard prince who cannot read
Please reblog this every time you see it
S P R EAD AWARENESS
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
Trevor Noah interviewing Judith “Badass” Heumann
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inspired by @prokopetz‘s post here
some of u guys still gotta learn what "cringe culture is dead" means apparently
like what reason is there for making fun of ppl for liking lemon demon or nirvana. what's the point in laughing at ppl for liking furbies and putting "core" after things and liking hlvrai. what do u get out of it. you cant be saying "end cringe culture" and shit and then make fun of people for liking things.
this is ok to reblog btw. ngl i encourage it
Stakeout
Batman: Oracle, status report.
Oracle: [over the comms] the teams are all in position. Things are quiet so far.
Batman: Hm. Ok, thank you Oracle. I’ll check in on them. [switches over to Nightwing and Robin’s frequency]
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Nightwing: -nd I’ve already bought it! You need to socialise more; this is an important part of your childhood.
Robin: No.
Nightwing: It’s so cute, though. You’ll look adorable!
Robin: [with feeling] No.
Nightwing: [huffs] At least try it on; I already paid for it.
Robin: I am NOT going trick-or-treating.
Batman: …[switches over to Orphan and Batgirl’s comms]
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Batgirl: -so then I said “you put that hand anywhere near me again I’ll break it off” and he-
Orphan: B is listening now.
Batgirl: oh, hey B. Anyway then we had sex and he had this-
Batman: [cuts off the feed before he becomes even more traumatised] …
Batman: …ok. [tunes into Red Robin and Red Hood’s frequency]
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Red Hood: [in a fake posh voice] the handyman?!!! How could you DO this to me Dolores?!
Red Robin: [in a high-pitched voice] How could I?!! How could I NOT?? You married your office long before I ever fucked Juan-Eduardo!
Red Hood: Don’t you DARE put this on me! I knew I shouldn’t have hired that ridiculously good looking sonofabitch!
Red Robin: Hah! Well that wouldn’t have stopped me from sleeping with CHAD!
Red Hood: NO!
Red Robin: [Triumphantly] OH YES
Red Hood: NO! MY BEST FRIEND?? WILL THE LIES NEVER END DOLORES??
Red Robin: YES! And let me tell you- he was SO MUCH better than you. He-
Red Hood: YOU’RE TEARING ME APART DOLORES
Red Robin: [breaking character] nice one
Red Hood: thank you
Batman: [over the comms] what are you DOING?
Red Robin: Hi B. There’s a couple in the building across from us who’re having a huge fight. We’re giving them voices.
Red Hood: [in his fake voice] Look at all these papers! These papers that I’m waving around! Look at them!!
Red Robin: [as “Dolores”] Well if you love your papers so much why don’t you MARRY THEM?
Red Hood: MAYBE I WILL
Red Robin: I HATE YOU! I have always hated you! and what’s more- I HATE your MOTHER.
Red Hood: [gasps] MY MOTHER IS A SAINT AND A GIFT TO MANKIND
Red Robin: YOUR MOTHER IS A DECREPIT OLD WHORE
Red Hood: I WILL- DON’T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME DOLORES
Red Robin: [hisses] Whenever the Mets play, I wish they would lose.
Red Hood: [gasps] YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS?? ME -the man who obviously bought every piece of Mets Merch known to man and display them in every room of our apartment like a tool?! HOW COULD YOU??!
Red Robin: Well what are you gonna do about it? HUH?
Red Hood: WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I’LL DO! I’M GONNA TAKE THIS GUN- [breaks character] Ohmygod he’s got a gun! Shit fuck moving out
Red Robin: We’re coming Dolores!
[Line goes dead]
Batman: …[stares unseeingly at the sky]
Oracle: Aw man, and it was just getting good too.
Dolores is fine. Her husband has literally never used a gun before and having two of Gotham’s vigilantes barging into your apartment is (unsurprisingly) a compelling deterrent against criminal behaviour.
Red Robin tells Dolores she deserves better than this even if she banged Juan-Eduardo (this confuses her).
Red Hood spends a good half hour explaining to her husband that “SPORTS!” is not a interior design choice before they hand him off to the GCPD.
It takes three cups of chamomile tea to calm Dolores (“my name is Samantha?”) down while Red Robin and Red Hood passionately inform her that she is a strong independent woman who doesn’t need no gun-toting workaholic husband (she vaguely tries to explain that her husband isn’t a workaholic). Red Hood is adamant that Dolores should get in contact with a women’s shelter to get support and Red Robin pats her hand and tells her that he really likes her curtains and they both agree that any man who thinks papers are more important than a woman’s love isn’t worth her time.
Dolores doesn’t quite know how to process all of this and finds herself floundering slightly at the presence of two masked vigilantes. Her hostess manners finally wins out but she’s also in shock and ends up offering to make them a pot roast. They politely tell her that maybe she should get some rest but Dolores rallies and insists that having dinner is the civilised thing to do at 3 AM after a near death experience.
Batman has a small aneurysm when he realises that one of his teams have entirely abandoned ship and is now getting drunk on port with a middle-aged housewife and lamenting about “assholes who don’t know how to treat you right” with heavy bat-themed undertones.
The roast is excellent.