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phantomofthehoepera

she zydrate on my anatomy until I come in a little glass vial or whatever

drunkenwillywonka

A little glass vial?

phantomofthehoepera

a little glass vial

tsotea-deactivated20210727

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

genderfluid-and-confuzled

I just queued this for a year

jaubaius

nabi3000

langernameohnebedeutung

hogmilked

girl-debord

cock-drunk? no, i swear officer I've only had like two cocks

girl-debord

ppl are tagging this with hockey players :/

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

admiraltx

aeryxi

YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS

sloppystyle

millebon

timedyne

last night i had a dream that jerma died mysteriously and the entire world was mourning (aka #ripbozo was trending for days) and like 200000 people went to his funeral and there was a 24-hour memorial stream on his twitch playing back old streams until one day a new “jerma” appeared and started streaming on his channel and it was just drew gooden wearing a paper jerma mask a la spy tf2 and calling himself jerma so there were a lot of conspiracies that drew gooden killed jerma to take his place and eventually it was revealed the drew gooden, in fact, DID kill jerma but instead of getting mad people thought it was hilarious and it just became a new in-joke in “jerma”’s streams and drew gooden just streamed as jerma for the rest of his life

fuckabledragonoftheday

Today's fuckable dragon of the day is...

TERRADOR from THE LEGEND OF SPYRO

glumshoe

My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness.

Child: “Fuck!”

Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”

Child: “I guess not… sorry…”

glumshoe

Sometimes I’d work with teenagers and facilitate activities like giant swing or zipline, which involve full-body harnesses that get Wildly Uncomfortable in the crotch areas. The younger kids didn’t mind it, but those burdened by more of the wonderful gifts of puberty had some things to complain about.

And complain they would! I think 15 year old boys are contractually obligated to shout “THIS HURTS MY BALLS!” at the top of their lungs every time they’re in a harness. To combat this, I’d warn them about the pain ahead of time and tell them that if they need to come down, I’ll help them down immediately. “However, I don’t get paid enough to listen to teenagers scream about their genitals for an hour. If you have to scream, we’re gonna call them ‘your honor’, okay?”

Teenagers screaming “OH NO! MY HONOR!” while swinging through the canopy? Hilarious.

glumshoe

Who knew one could be nostalgic for this? I sure am.

fangedprince-reblogs

OP turned a bunch of teenagers into fucking zuko.

dovahbee

Normandy SR2 info board pt 11

Pt10

[NEW MESSAGES AS OF 22:12]

22:12- LC. SHEPARD: Evening, crew. Gonna be on a special ops mission for the Aliiance for the next few days. Don’t wreck my ship.

22:12- URD. GRUNT: where are you going battlemaster? i Will come and fight with you

22:12- LC. SHEPARD: Thanks, Grunt. Hackett’s order’s to get in and out quietly. Cant bring backup.

22:12- CHF. ZORAH: he chose you… for an infiltration op?

22:12- LC. SHEPARD: got something to say, Miss Vas Normandy?

22:12- FLT. MOREAU: you’ve gotta be kidding me

22:12- GO. VAKARIAN: id say there’s a 99.9% chance this mission goes south

22:13- LC. SHEPARD: y’all think i cant be sneaky?

22:13- FLT. MOREAU: actually we KNOW you can’t be sneaky

22:13- XO. LAWSON: When were you going to tell me about this mission, Commander?

21:13- LC. SHEPARD: now

21:13- GO. VAKARIAN: shepard you’re about as subtle as a krogan in an antique shop

21:13- LC. SHEPARD: that’s what you think

21:13- SPEC. JACK: Shepard, most of your ops end in a big fucking explosion. it’s one of my favourite things about you

21:14- LC. SHEPARD: im blushing

21:14- DR. SOLUS: detonation most likely outcome. will be prepared for return.

21:14- SPEC. KRIOS: Commander, I would be happy to accompany you.

21:14- XO. LAWSON: Good idea. Take Krios.

21:14- SPEC. GRUNT: whats a anitqueu

21:15- XO. LAWSON: Commander?

21:16- FLT. MOREAU: yeah, she’s gone. if she dies the last words she will have ever said to me are “you only live once”. so depressing when she tries to be funny

21:16- XO. LAWSON: oh for the love of god