Untittied

[pseudophan]

so it turns out phan is real

[leviturntables]

Beautiful…..

[leviturntables]

Anyone on here fuck w the new Tyler album???

[opt1gan]

Two movies I like

[maimndevour]

[nektoshur]

Bill take Ford's body for a walk but it's Ford who needs to return back

[662607015]

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

[coughloop]

Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my circus, my clowns, my tent. my acrobats, my lion tamers. BUT. listen. those monkeys were contract workers

[through-thick-and-quinn]

[kaijuerotica]

me and my brother: *explains how adhd affects us*

our parents: that's not adhd, that's normal

me and my brother:

[characterlimit]

hate when folk call the Sun “our nearest star” no you dweebs that’s OUR STAR! After everything she's done for you and you want to compare her to some lightyears away ass nobody called some shit like Guncho 785B? We're not spinning eternally around any old ball, we’re three deep in the window on board the Sol Train and she did NOT provide the catering, the itinerary and all the fuel to share credit with some two-bit Proxima Centauri hack. point to these nuts in a constellation while you're at it. i love the sun

[catchymemes]

[lustcannibalism]

[catchymemes]

[ieg]

literally all of these r me. im wikipedia bf

[beardedmrbean]