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Lex. 21. Nonbinary. they/them or he/him.

[sleepy-bebby]

[sillymcfly]

Surprise scratches!

[azraljael]

[madzrip]

HEY GUYS

THE SPONGEBOB PITCH BIBLE IS NOW PUBLIC FOR EVERYONE TO SEE!

Here's the link to a PDF of the pitch bible!

Thank you so much to @/BranKrom on Twitter for posting the pitch bible!

Here's the original tweet: https://twitter.com/brankrom/status/1428163740457897987

✨Bryan Korn✨is @ 🐈GARFIELD FAN ZINE🐈 on Twitter

“Here's the #Spongebob Squarepants bible dated Jan 17, 1997. Dev execs today might scoff at a 56-page pitch but this thing is electric; art,

Enjoy reading the pitch bible! 🧽

[thosedamnsmoshkids]

hi what the actual FUCK does THIS ONE MEAN

[melxncholymermxid]

Bautista said “say it with your chest”

[azcrowleyfell]

For those who may not know, Dave Bautista is the (former) WWE wrestler Batista

He also plays this gay-ass autistic alien:

He also posted this delightful tweet in response to some homophobic Catholic bullshit:

And he’s been very openly anti-Trump:

https://popculture.com/celebrity/news/dave-bautista-controversial-donald-trump-tweet-divides-fans-wwe-marvel-guardians-star/

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[scarecrowqueen]

This dude took one look at homophobia, bigotry, and toxic masculinity and said ‘fuck that’ and then crushed them all with his enormous biceps and I think that was very excellent of him.

[tygermama]

He looks like he gives great hugs

[argumate]

the trouble is humans are literally structured to find “a wizard did it” a more plausible explanation than things just happening by accident for no reason.

[bibliolithid]

How dare a wizard make humans think like this

[argumate]

goddamn it here we go again

[sickbitterandcoveredinglitter]

I don’t think healthy people every really get chronic illness.

I have a friend I know from when we were both 6. She is the only person living nearby and so she saw me go from walking through limping to wheelchair on a daily basis. I keep her updated on my health even tho we rarely hang out anymore. She was gonna come over yesterday and I had to cancel. She asked if I can’t hang out later that day. When I said i won’t feel better later, that if I feel that bad in the morning later will only get worse she got annoyed and “joked” that I’m just finding excuses. And I was surprised, she knows all about me being disabled after all? So, a bit taken aback, I told her it’s a normal thing for me.

“But you got the diagnosis now, aren’t you better?? I thought you’ll get better now”

She was honestly surprised and it made me realize a thing. They don’t get it. They don’t get that getting diagnosed only equals benefits like welfare or parking spot for us, and sometimes better pain meds but that is just like pushing luck. That it’s a forever thing. That that one day we felt good a week ago was just a bright spot and doesn’t mean we won’t need our aids anymore, cause chronic illness is not linear and will make a great comeback in next four hours, and the next good day is planned on when we’re 70. Cause when abled people are sick, they get better. And our illness is just an excuse for them. And when we say we will never get better they think we’re being dramatic and pessimistic. And I don’t think they’ll ever get it, cause to get it you need to live it. And I want my friends to stay healthy and not go through hell.

[sickbitterandcoveredinglitter]

This is definitely okay to reblog and abled people are encouraged to reblog cause maybe it’ll help others understand

[sickbitterandcoveredinglitter]

Hello it’s me Lexa and this post is relevant again as I just had the Legit Same Talk with someone and I exhausted my number of fucks to give

[beka-tiddalik]

Oh my god I literally had this conversation with my mother an hour ago.

Mum: “So yeah, I was thinking that when I come down we could do visit an art gallery or a museum or something.”

Me: “I’ll have to see if I’m up for it, I’ve been going through a rough patch. I might not have the energy.”

Mum: “But you love art galleries.”

Me: “I know. What part of ‘it hurts to walk long distances now’ is hard for you though?”

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

I routinely have people well aware of my disabilities/chronic illness congratulate me on how I “seem to be doing so much better these days!” on a good pain/energy day and then basically try to stage an intervention a week later on a bad one. “You seem to be on a decline lately, I’m just concerned you’re not taking care of yourself!” And then a week later on a good day again congratulate me on how I really seem to have improved and must be making a real effort to keep on top of my health, with no irony or self-awareness whatsoever. The narrative of “getting better” is so ingrained that healthy abled people will ignore massive amounts of cognitive dissonance to apply it where it makes absolutely no sense.

[birdkeeperklink]

And this belief in “getting better” is actively harmful because that’s how we get shitty things like people having their benefits “reviewed” and taken away because it’s been ten years and they’re not going to the doctor “enough.” They don’t need to get constant treatment after they know what they have, but that doesn’t mean they’re magically cured or just “not trying”!!! It means they’re ill, they’re always going to be ill, and going to the doctor every week isn’t going to change that (not to mention it’s expensive af)!

I see this in my job much more frequently than I should (we help people fight benefit denials and occasionally get back benefits after these “reviews”). Sometimes it’s justified - the person went back to work - but more often, it’s not, it’s just that some worker somewhere decided that this person or that person should be all better by now, and that’s just not how chronic illness works, so ending this idea that chronically ill people will just get better would help put a stop to shit like that.

[rosslynpaladin]

They cannot comprehend that we do not control our health. In their world, when people are sick it’s because they caught it from someone else, and if you stay sick it’s your fault for not taking care of yourself. They cannot fathom a  world where you can 

do everything right and still be sick. 

“don’t let your disability define you! Fight! INspirEd! Taking back my life from Cancer!” This narrative is everywhere in Able culture. If you JUST tried harder you’d get better. THAT is what they live and believe.

Therefore to them if we are “still” sick or “Sick Again” it’s because WE did something wrong. They can’t comprehend a world where you can’t Earn health as a reward for performing purity, kale and yoga.

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Caption:

[person 1: I wish I had a strong they/them who could help me! (distant running noise)

strong they/them: (panting) I was summoned?]

[gahdamnpunk]

HELL TO THE YES I would

[gahdamnpunk]

update:

[gahdamnpunk]

another update lol

[madderhatter]

[goblincrystals]

Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?

[madderhatter]

he did

[troyesivan]

happy for him

[rissi18]

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART THEY ADOPTED A DAUGHTER NAMED TANGO BECAUSE IT TAKES 2 TO TANGO!!!! This is them:

and they even had a book written about them:

[thebusylilbird]

guys Tango found a girlfriend :’)

[sherlockedcarmilla]

Cleansing your dash… now!

[kneelbeforeclefairy]

@bestnoncannonship

[gehayi]

Their daughter, Tango (who likely would not have been born without her adoptive dads), fell in love with another female penguin at the Central Park Zoo, Tanuzi. As far as we know, Tango and Tanuzi have been together ever since.

[gahdamnpunk]

[jumpingtulip]

They can’t stand us haha

[hubblegleeflower]

Her name is Nia Dennis and she’s all this and more. Why stop at excellence when you can hit perfection. 

[goatghostchance-deactivated2025]

I’m her teammates in the background losing their minds because this woman straight up modified the laws of physics

[ultimatebottom69]

[rysttle]

Mer...chica (?)

[c3po]

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

[thecouchwitch]

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

[varkarrus-deactivated20200511]

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

[kaiju-lightning]

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

[questions-within-questions]

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

[legarcon]

Bubble Bass

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

[the-collecting-turnip-deactivat]

Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump

[fgsshinyhoard]

okay im just gonna put down my things here

- Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him

- Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him

- Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him.  Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field.

- Patrick can’t spell so he couldn’t vote for anyone

- Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate “bad words” during their campaign.

- Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point.

- Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote

- Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services.

- Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person.

- Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he’s a wealthy narcissist.

- Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote.

[wizardposting666]

Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[htjmfisherman]

Squid wars is a gay Clarinet player which trump is adamantly opposes too.

[chunkybirb-deactivated20220814]

Things are heating up in the spongebob fandom

[lesbianshepard]

“You can’t judge historical figures by modern morals!” you can, actually. i do it all the time and it’s super easy 

[lesbianshepard]

“But everyone during that time–” okay i’ll judge them too. i have enough disdain to span centuries.

[demigxddess]

[solarpunkcast]

Also a lot of the time you can judge them by their own morals… One example: Before the South seceded, abolitionists and slaveholders were already fighting and killing each other over Black Americans’ freedom.

And even further back: Bartolomé de Las Casas was a missionary who realized how fucked up the enslavement and genocide of indigenous American peoples was, then went on to speak and write at length against these crimes *in the 1500s*

We do condemn, wholeheartedly

[werevampiwolf]

My dad always justifies slavery, because “they didn’t think it was wrong back then” to which my counter is: The

slaves

overwhelmingly thought slavery was wrong at the time, it’s just that almost no one cared what they thought. Among even if you only care about white people, there was Quakers and other abolitionists for centuries before Lincoln.

[koholintz]

Time’s Arrow neither stands still nor reverses, it merely marches forward.

@markiplier @crankgameplays

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[yesterdaysprint]

The Fort Wayne Sentinel, Indiana, October 30, 1918