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republicans: homeless people should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

deadpowol

naamahdarling

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

inkandguns

lillytheaspie

escuerzoresucitado

glavilio

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CEASER SALAD AND NOTHING ELSE!!

notahorseindisguise

really sick of all that shit i keep seeing on instagram about the world cup being like "americas sleepover" and people are like "im so happy people are coming to visit to see america isnt all that bad!!"

nobody has ever fucking said that living or visiting the US sucks for white people. its not fucking about them

pangur-and-grim

little guy missed his jump

merulo-pretzel-date

doubleca5t

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

casuallyodd

zoesupreme

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

threewayradio-deactivated202005

Why would you fuck Adam sandler

it was on my bucket list

bee-enthusiast

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

threewayradio-deactivated202005

yes

afloweroutofstone

Top 25 Tumblr post

homunculus-argument

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

drafty-castle

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

homunculus-argument

Children in real life also.

homunculus-argument

It. It literally did. That was literally precisely the point.

I have no idea how the hell I could possibly express myself more clearly.

flickering-leaves

The humble Oxford comma

homunculus-argument

IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.

mylordshesacactus

#you can understand op by using your brain

peachfromcmbyn

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.