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Bean//30//US//NB//They-Them//Femme Lesbian//Autistic//Polyam//PNW//18+//I have an NSFT mommy domme blog so if you get a lot of likes and no reblog from here that’s why

[lezbo-commie]

The last employed person in my fully trans household got fired on TDOV so

Vivian Bigham | @Vivian-Bigham

Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Downloa

[sourdough-seal]

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

[enjoylentgreen]

[skygenders]

There is something sooo deeply American going on with Seattle Children’s Hospital that I think would brick the minds of everyone outside of the United States.

[skygenders]

The CHILDRENS hospital has to restrict helipad landings because of noise complaints from the wealthy home owners living next to it. Only the most urgent patients can land directly at the hospital. While the other kids have to land a mile away and are taken to the hospital via ambulance. Which is an unnecessary risk to the child’s life and also makes the families pay for the helicopter AND ambulance.

[skygenders]

Seattle Children’s says Laurelhurst noise concerns burdens lifesaving care for children

The hospital says some limits on helipad access add pressure when children need lifesaving care.

Apparently this has been going on for decades and is only getting traction because a pilot complained on Twitter.

[7777777awawawa7777777]

hey man mind if i reclaim some slurs next to your parrot

[dizzyghoast]

i think its funny how if you imagine something scary enough your brain starts treating it like its real and out to get you. its really cool and not annoying at all

[dizzyghoast]

someone: i made up a guy called the Scary Getter! He's real spooky when he tries to getter you!

me: wow thats scary.....the Scary Getter.....what if hes real....what if he getters me???

[dizzyghoast]

gonna start reblogging this every time i start worrying about about the Scary Getter

[milk5]

Each pea makes us closer to getting bigger

[milk5]

Eventually we get larger from eating them

[sapphic-haymaker]

sustainable.

[weirdmageddon]

[raytoroapologist]

[hemo-lymph]

[ID from Alt: a hermit crab with rainbow comic sans saying "baby crap very cute". End ID]

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[legoyuri]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ekjohnston]

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

[magicratfingers]

[demonius-darkblade]

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

[clayboy2000-deactivated20210427]

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

[violencevoyager-deactivated2022]

bugs bunny is not real 

[zvaigzdelasas]

[xylophonicsynapse]

[battletoads]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[hardrockerhippie]

At first i was like: why the hell is this on tumblr?! And then it suddenly made sense...

[ekjohnston]

This is incredible.

[sovietnam]

[superlark]

today was the first day i explored this map and was auto-running and not watching where i was going and FELL INTO THE WITCHDROP AND DIED!!! someone happened to be there and revived me!!!! very nice of them

[so-much-for-subtlety]