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I don't know why I'm still here either.

[treecitysessions]

[birdsimulator]

[pointless-letters]

One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

[pointless-letters]

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

[mlarayoukai]

[64mpg]

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

[iamoutofideas]

it’s really not.

[64mpg]

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[segamascott]

[mangonetics]

I thought we were good as gravy, but you just wanted to get your pey wet

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[achillesinhighheels]

are you rooting for Spain now.

I’ve decided to root for myself

[plaguedocboi]

One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

[10001gecs]

imagining someone hatching clownfish in this tshirt and absolutely losing my shit

[eisbecherovka]

History is so good for nosy people

[evilwizard]

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

[cryptidexploded]

Can they maybe not

[evilwizard]

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[fuck-customers]

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[malibuklaus]

[fefairys]