Alison

Alison

[crowcaws]

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

[crowcaws]

[crowcaws]

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

[crowcaws]

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

[zedogica]

sometimes ill go onto jackbox.tv, name myself "SCARY GHOST" and just type random codes in until i find a game and then just vote randomly

[halzra]

I found a program someone uploaded to GitHub that finds open room codes. The FAQ is killing me

[the-big-mood]

[vile-wizard]

It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..

[zeitghost]

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

[yurimartyr]

i don't think it's like that at all.

[catchymemes]

[difty-dift]

positive reaction from onion lovers

[amvs]

lil jon lyrics ^

[blackforestbride]

my body is a machine that makes headaches

[pixelprofligate]

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

[pixelprofligate]

babes i said 4 my lads 4 this isnt 4 i said 4 this isnt that you didnt give me 4 i wanted 4

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

you can’t all be puppies one of you has to be an anteater or something

[aquilacalvitium]

Five year olds in the playground

[apolladay]

What is the sexiest punctuation mark?

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Voting ended onMar 8, 2025

[bone-enjoyers]

[sugarsprinkles]

[pangur-and-grim]

there is a speck of dirt on the door that absolutely fascinates him

[micromontage]

[greelin]

it feels like it’s fucking 11pm. and it’s not even 7

[greelin]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[amygdalae]

If covid hadn't happened I would've had a foursome by now

[amygdalae]

you STOLE my foursome‼️

[evergreen-femme]

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

[tastylemonbread]

to see a marching band