max

hopelessly in love with my life and the people in it

[left-reminders]

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

[galaxy-warping]

[oknope]

me: misplaces one finger on the trackpad

windows 8: closes the browser, locks the computer, calculates the mass of the sun, sets my house on fire, types out the entire script of the bee movie in webdings

[swan2swan]

Things I Want From Frozen 2: Elsa gets a girlfriend

Things I’ll Probably Get From Frozen 2: Olaf gets a girlfriend who is clearly his girlfriend because she has two snowballs on her chest

[namek-deactivated20190919]

Good Frozen 2 Alternate Ending: Olaf gets a hunk boyfriend and guess where those two snowballs are

[martheghost]

[chicken-fluff-butts]

[lildump-deactivated20180705]

chiggins in the sun

[bloomflowersbloom]

This is what life is about

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[such-justice-wow]

Wh... Which one is the waxwork

[toastbutteregg]

wholesome tweets that will make your whole week (x)

[recommend]

Wholesome Interactions Between Strangers That Will Bring a Smile to Your Face (x)

[tldrwikipedia]

[screwdbrewdandtattood]

as a guy this shouldn’t be funny but goddamn 😂😂😂

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theproblematicblogger]

THE ARROW

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

I too want a bunch of tiny bowls to hold spices in while im cooking but who’s gonna wash them....not I

[gondwana]

God I love Ohio this gas pump has a teeny tiny little screen on it and all it does is show teeny tiny little bible verses on it and boy they’re the ominous ones

[gondwana]

A gas station pump telling you you’re a tresspasser in gods territory is like. American Gothic Satire.

[charliedayquotes]

I specialize in bird law.

[plants4]

Went to bird school, which is for birds

[swankydesserts]

I went to a 90s themed party last night

[piesandswords]

it’s a cup cake

[veryfunnymemes]

[gahdamnpunk]

This is actually so messed up…Making African women use substandard hygiene products is absolutely ridiculous

[ororomunroedontpullout]

People are mad about them taking the female symbol off the package but are silent about this.