Blazin' Down The World One Fandom At A Time

Really just my personal blog. College student. Catholic. Netflix addict. Blaze on. Harry Potter. The Flash. Grimm. Supernatural. Arrow. Disney.

[lifeisforblazing]

Indifference doesn't mean not caring. Indifference is not caring enough to act.

Fr. Mike Schmitz

[by-grace-of-god]

“You are all kingdom priests. Don’t waste your priesthood.”

Fr. Mike Schmitz: “Pray The Mass Like Never Before” | SEEK2019

[loquaciousliterature]

Supportive / insurrection Mcgonagall is my favorite. Also still firmly believe that Umbridge is way worse than Voldemort.

(P.S. I did a podcast interview and talked about Harry Potter and other things I like, if anyone wants to listen to some book babble!) 

[sincerelyafrica]

When you just tryna read your bible but your best friend is a hoe😭💀

[just-shower-thoughts]

The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.

[orriculum]

Laws are picky about what sort of spirits you’re allowed to deal with.

[permeate]

[littlemisssubshine]

Trust.

He didn’t let the pup fall the first time, and so the pup did not hesitate to trust the second time. I love this.

[shecarriesaknife]

What having anxiety is like

Brain: HOLY SHIT Me: what? Whats wrong? Brain: IDK WHAT BUT SOMETHING IS Me: settle down you’re fine Brain: PANIC me: what the fuck? Brain: PANIC! Me: there’s nothing to panic abou- Brain: WEEEE WOOOO WEEEE WOOOO WEEEE WOOOOO WEEEE WOOOO WEEEE WOOOO WEEEE WOOOO WEEEE WOOO

[foulserpent]

the universal nature of the excessively violent barney the dinosaur murder anthems we sang as really little kids… haunting honestly?

[magehand]

has anyone tried to compile a map based on different versions to see if theres any big difference between regions? im curious

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

The one we sang in Virginia went “I love you, you love me, Barney gave me HIV.” I don’t remember if there were more parts to it.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

New Hampshire, circa 1999: “I hate you, you hate me, let’s tie Barney to a tree, with a (something something something) head, now that purple freak is dead.”

There was also one that was to the tune of Ode to Joy that was like, “Joy to the world, Barney is dead, we barbecued his head! Don’t worry about the body, we flushed it down the potty, and round and round it goes! And round and round it goes! And round and round and round it goes!”

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

[arsnof]

New Mexico, circa 1993, “Hey, ho, what do you know, Barney got shot by a GI Joe. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said ‘Whoomp, Barney’s dead! Whoomp, Barney’s dead!’”

The last part of course sung as ‘Whoomp! (There It Is) by Tag Team.

[longwalkbackhome]

Southern California (Greater Los Angeles Area), circa 1999: “I hate you, you hate me, let’s get together and kill Barney. With a great big knife and a (something something) more. No more fucking dinosaur.”

[borrowedfeathers]

Springfield, IL, late 90s:

“I hate you, you hate me, I tied Barney to a tree! With a great big knife and a bullet through his head, Hallelujah, Barney’s dead!”

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

youth memes with regional variants

[xul]

In Michigan Early 2000’s I hate you, you hate me Let’s get together and kill Barney With a 2 by 4 we’ll knock him to the floor No more purple dinosaur

[flaming-qtip-from-hell]

Rural IL, early 2000’s I hate you, you hate me, Let’s chase Barney up a tree with a 2 by 4, we’ll beat him out the door No more stupid dinosaur

We also had the joy to the world one mentioned above.

[johnlockbee]

nebraska, mid-2000s, i don’t remember the whole of it but it began “ i hate you, you hate me, let’s get together and kill barney”

[grimkes]

indiana, early-to-mid-2000s, “i hate you, you hate me, let’s tie barney to a tree” and then the ending would vary

[softwildes-deactivated20170531]

pennsylvania mid-2000s, “i hate you, you hate me, let’s get together and kill barney” but there was also “ABCDEFG, barney is my enemy”

[jassmarie19]

Northeast Georgia circa 2002: I hate you, you hate me, let’s get together and kill Barney with a great shotgun and IMPALE IT THROUGH HIS HEAD let’s sing the song that barney’s dead. And then we’d sing the Joy to the World one as mentioned above

[oatmealaddiction]

East Missouri, 2004. “I hate you, you hate me, Let’s hang Barney from a tree, with a stick in his butt and a knife in his head, aren’t we glad that Barney’s dead.”

[stone-faced-sunset]

NC, 1992-3: I hate you, you hate me, let’s get together and kill barney, with a great big gun and a shot from me to you won’t you say you’ll kill him too. (Or something like that. It’s been years.)

Hey anyone else do the hyperviolent Christmas Songs like: Joy to the World the teacher’s dead?

[doublearabianpunchfrontlayout-d]

California, early 2000s

DECK THE HALLS WITH POISON IVY FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

TIS THE SEASON TO BE ITCHY FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

DON WE NOW OUR ITCHY SKIN CREAM FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

not a hyperviolent Christmas song, a moderately uncomfortable one

[itssimonebiles]

New York, mid 2000’s

I hate you You hate me Let’s get together and shoot barney With a big shotgun and a 2 by 4 (?) No more purple dinosaur

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

I can’t remember the exact words but we had a murderous barney song in the UK too.

[smergrl3495]

Ontario, Canada, early 2000s

Ours was pretty similar to New York’s

I hate you,

You hate me,

Let’s go out and kill Barney

With a baseball bat and a 2 by four

No more purple dinosaur

[galahadiant]

Alabama, early 2000s and ours was the same as the one above with the exception that the line was “Let’s all go and kill Barney”

[lynati]

“…With a sawed-off shotgun; put it to his head- Just one shot- and Barney’s dead…”

[mxlabradorite]

Mid 90s, a summer camp just outside of Boston. Kids from all over, but mostly MA, NY, CT, and NJ. I hate you, you hate me Let’s tie Barney to a tree With a great big gun and a bullet to the head Whoopsie-daisy Barney’s dead!

[animenutcase]

A lot of us really wanted to pretend we never watched the show, huh.

[prolifeproliberty]

Late 90s, California Bay Area.

All I remember is: “I hate you, you hate me, Let’s all go and kill Barney”

Pretty sure there was something about shooting him in the head (or chopping off his head, depending on who was singing it) and something something Barney’s dead.

I just remember it made me sad. I liked watching Barney a lot longer than my friends did, but I was embarrassed because everyone was so obsessed with hating it.

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[theflash-barryallen]

[spillywolf-deactivated20190920]

"Would you still be Prolife if-"

Yes. The answer is yes.

[hazeldomain]

One time at the vet’s I was bitten by a tiny kitten who was angry about getting a shot. 

It hurt. 

And I looked at this tiny catling and I said, man, you’ve got swagger. I’ve eaten burgers that weighed more than you. 

She was undaunted.   

Be like Willis today: tiny, bitey, and fearless in the face of danger. 

[geekwithsandwich]

OMG SO CUTE

[archangelruind]

my friend is studying for the mcat and was just trying to explain to me about heat transfer and she said ‘you know, like the reason you get cold when you go outside on a freezing day is that your tiny human body is trying to warm up the entire universe’ and i think that’s the best thing i have ever heard

[telesilla]

I kind of needed this today. Thank you.

[n0tofthisworld]

[srsfunny]

Sleeping From Another Perspective

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wish I had a Voodoo doll of myself so I could give it a back rub.