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wing, fish, whatever • 30s • lifeform enthusiast • horror fan • occasional creative

[laora-ryn]

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

[ilikethemwings]

[ciearcab]

the universe is, and we are

[popepauljohn]

Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Absolutely shit form

[bogleech]

I feel like these clunky props could not possibly be thrown with any elegance except perhaps by someone with actual professional training and even then they’d be battling a lack of aerodynamics, which is all to say this probably really was the very best possible take they could have used

[aevios]

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

[aevios]

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

[oakenroots]

Problem is when the ADHD catalogue is out of date, when you go to check under the couch cushion for that paperclip and it ISNT there, sometimes your brain will just give you a montage of false memories of everywhere you've ever seen a paper clip, like this

[aniseandspearmint]

yeah yeah the paperclip montage, we've all seen it

[strongermonster]

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

[strongermonster]

i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it's damn fool self])

she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??

best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this

and despite having ~40 other chickens who don't fuck this up, diesel went "food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)" and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.

[strongermonster]

my artists rendition of the morning in question

[great-and-small]

An anhinga thinking very carefully about where she’s going to stand to dry her wings

[cleider-al]

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

[humanpersonface]

Additional update to this

[lizluvscupcakes]

[beardedmrbean]

[yan-wo]

The Sonoran Desert, Arizona

[vicholas]

Official Crash (1996) Kinktober Prompt List

Welcolme to Kinktober 2025, Crash (1996) fans!!! I have prepared a special list of prompts so we can have fun this month:

Oct 1: Car crashes

Oct 2: Car crashes

Oct 3: Car crashes

Oct 4: Car crashes

Oct 5: Car crashes

Oct 6: Car crashes

Oct 7: Car crashes

Oct 8: Car crashes

Oct 9: Fucking someone's surgery scar

Oct 10: Car crashes

Oct 11: Car crashes

Oct 12: Car crashes

Oct 13: Car crashes

Oct 14: Car crashes

Oct 15: Car crashes

Oct 16: Car crashes

Oct 17: Car crashes

Oct 18: Car crashes

Oct 19: Car crashes

Oct 20: Car crashes

Oct 21: Watching someone fuck your spouse inside a car

Oct 22: Car crashes

Oct 23: Car crashes

Oct 24: Car crashes

Oct 25: Car crashes

Oct 26: Car crashes

Oct 27: Car crashes

Oct 28: Car crashes

Oct 29: Car crashes

Oct 30: Car crashes

Oct 31: Car crashes

Let's get down to it!!! 🚙💥🚗

[vicholas]

For those who missed the first days, don't worry! There's no shame in beginning late. Today's prompt is car crashes.

[nevver]

[homoquartz]

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

[piratedgender]

[disgustinggf]

[alunaloverworld]

[mtg-art-daily]

Akron Legionnaire

Artist: Mark Poole

[aflo]

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[memorycycle]

[nonplusagon]

we are the daughters of the hamburgers you couldn't help