No evil shall be seen, heard or spoken

I'm Lucas, 26 from Brazil.

[numahachi]

[megapotion]

[esoteric-brustle]

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

[ubercharge]

i really don't have the words to express how viscerally unappealing the minecraft movie animals look

i'm so sorry they would do this to you minecraft sheep. minecraft alpaca. minecraft wolf

[papayajuan2019]

the "in another universe" "in another life" posts are funny cause you only get one, this one, and you've already resigned to losing it too. try fighting in this one

[the-frog-blog-deactivated202510]

[bish0ps]

[revilonilmah]

Solid Psyduck

[jakerzzzz]

[greelin]

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

[greelin]

wagging my finger and everything

[athelind]

talk to the mage hand

[tentacleteapot]

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[eateradam]

happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

[schakira]

zayn malik playing yugioh is actually so avant-garde. it's very "post-internet proto-idgaf" as my friend Chris put it. like.... he went and joined a yugioh tournament and joined as a shadow duellist, as in he joined with his identity hidden. he had a full-on mask, a voice modulator, an entire persona. he even had riddles that i think he wrote himself for people to guess who he is. the name of his persona is "Nocturne" and he looks like this

the deck he's playing is even up to date with the current meta. i'm talking Snake-eyes, Diabellstar, etc. cards that even *I* am unfamiliar with. like i'm just saying that it's crazy how this hot man just plays Yugioh and is passionate about it like we're really living through a Yugioh nerd moment rn.... yes! live your passions!

[evilwizard]

nobody freak out but im about to start generating some large translucent red circles upon the floor to indicate an incoming AOE attack

[catmask]

in finnish, the '@' symbol is sometimes referred to as 'kissanhnta' [cat's tail] or 'miau', 'miau merkki' [meow marks]. in the pokemon universe, i thought it might be cute if the '@' symbol were called 'the mew' or 'mew symbol'

considering both bill and professor oak would know about mew, i imagined a conversation in which this term was coined in which professor oak tries (and finally succeeds) at sending his first email.

[totheleft5times]

[amygdalae]

sometimes i become sexually attracted to difficult video game bosses. I mean if im gonna get fucked this much i might as well start moaning

[amygdalae]

the eroticism of the instakill grab attack is a core tenet of any fromsoft game's design philosophy

[amygdalae]

Plus if you get horny it blocks out the production of anger/despair in your body thus preventing gamer toxins from accumulating in the liver

[amygdalae]

nvm I am so fucking mad

[little-pissbaby]

fun fact about me! I have hyperadrenergic Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (hPOTS). this means I am prone to fainting when I change positions or when I feel a strong surge of emotion, positive or negative. for me, laughing is my worst non-postural trigger.

this is a clip from playing lethal company with friends a few months ago. you can hear the eerie silence of presyncope at 0:19, and the sound at 0:23 is my face hitting the keyboard lmao. I played this for my mother and she literally pissed herself laughing and DEMANDED I show every single person I know (including my doctors, who thought it was funny to see and surprisingly helpful, especially for being audio only).

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

A two trick pony has been discovered

[technofeudalism]

a third trick pony has struck the pentagon

[bynine]

[official-kircheis]

this is the fourth time my cat has pressed the power button on my computer and turned it off

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this is the fifth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

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this is the sixth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

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this is the seventh time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

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this is the eighth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

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this is the ninth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

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this is (possibly) the tenth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

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this is (at least) the twelfth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

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this is (at least) the thirteenth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

[official-kircheis]

this is (at least) the fourteenth time my cat has stepped on the power button on my pc and turned it off

[triviallytrue]

[official-kircheis]

this is the worst I have ever been hate crimed on tumblr dot com